What exactly is in a can of whoop ass?

[Quartney]

My dad sent this to me today lol
















This was also included in the end of the email...ive heard some of them before but thought i would share:


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"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."

"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"

Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify.

"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

"Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back"

"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"

"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"

"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support"
"Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume"

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"










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[Mighty Quine]

thats a pretty awesome pic

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

[CumminsJeep]

AMURICA

[HitItWithSomeSpeed]

[itzdan420]

This is Amurica!!

[Buffalo Phil]

Epic.

[XjFtw]

"when you open a can of whoop ass chuck norris jumps out"

[camo]

[zjfreak94]

Love the pics, But the sayings are great. Aww hell what am i saying both kick ass