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Originally posted by Even View PostTake the picture that her tits look the smallest in, and you have the actual size.
Bras are nothing but smoke and mirrors.sigpic
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Originally posted by Even View PostTake the picture that her tits look the smallest in, and you have the actual size.
Bras are nothing but smoke and mirrors.
Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View PostTake a picture of her without cloths on, and you will see their actual size.I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp
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i wouldn't even let my Self Serving Labrador tea bag that Brat Narcissistic Diva'92 Limited XJ -MOONROOF, AW4, 242, Yakima rack
'86 CJ-7 Laredo- 258 w/4.0 head, LOD and Rockhard bumpers, SOA HP44, Detroit, High Steer, YJ Leafs, JKS disco's, 4.10 Yukon Gears, T-18/Dana 300 clocked & twin stix, 35"MTR's, Dual Odysseys, Warn 8274, Tuffy Console, Sony CDX-C90, PPI, Focal, Highlift, Ruff Stuff, Cobra Nightwatch, holy tub
'07 Dodge Mega DRW-5.9L, AFE, CFM+, Smarty, Custom Leather, NAV, 4.10's, 4" AFE Exhaust, Cat delete, SRT Hood, Inferno Red
'02 Ford E-350-7.3L Work Van
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Originally posted by Metrohick View Posti wouldn't even let my Self Serving Labrador tea bag that Brat Narcissistic Diva
HIT. QUIT. SPLIT.sigpic
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Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View PostPersonalities are null and void if you just want a quick fuck, to be honest.
HIT. QUIT. SPLIT.
yet I'm always saying to my carpenters "hit it like ur nvr gna see it again"
Honestly, if she walked into the bedroom that I was hypothetically house sitting I'd be tempted to say "would u like an apple pie with that?"
Then I would show her my family guy underwear and offer to exfoliate her feet
Personalities aside it is actually hard to separate when factoring attractiveness unless beer goggles and any other mixed bag of antics are in effect. IE:Bronco riding gags etc.
Can ya tell I made it outta the dog house?
I have been in afterglow since Saturday night
I'd rather see some country bumpkins in jeans short shorts like Daisy Dukes or sumtin man
Mariah Carey so looks like the Hummer Copilot that doesn't help when ya get stuck wheelin' and cracks her gum yapping on a flip phone to the other H1 diva's of the convoy.
Once you've landed a beautiful smart wife that cooks, wears flannels ,suits w/skirts and a Masters Degree that can drive my Megacab Dually like its an extension of her glass slipper...its hard to top that!
Its pretty much time to drop anchors dote, devote and pamper w/o losing your manhood and independence. Much easier said than done and I'm happy to say that its a real blessing to have her looking like she hasn't had kids yet either...no pics(respect) but I ain't fronting 2 ya'll dawgz
Granted she only wrenches when she has to like when I bring mods to Rausch and install them while the rest of the group wheels
But what dude doesn't like his wife yellin' "fix it" while backing her up on the trailer to wrench the family junk @ warp 9 in front of on lookers that are
Was that the right answer NICOLE?
I apologize for a partial high jacking with a monogamous married mindset boys...just glad to be earning the graces again unlike Jesse James
I'll try and bring my other half n kids to the next meet n greet so you can roast me for her. I'm sure you'll find ways to. cya soon my d00dz'92 Limited XJ -MOONROOF, AW4, 242, Yakima rack
'86 CJ-7 Laredo- 258 w/4.0 head, LOD and Rockhard bumpers, SOA HP44, Detroit, High Steer, YJ Leafs, JKS disco's, 4.10 Yukon Gears, T-18/Dana 300 clocked & twin stix, 35"MTR's, Dual Odysseys, Warn 8274, Tuffy Console, Sony CDX-C90, PPI, Focal, Highlift, Ruff Stuff, Cobra Nightwatch, holy tub
'07 Dodge Mega DRW-5.9L, AFE, CFM+, Smarty, Custom Leather, NAV, 4.10's, 4" AFE Exhaust, Cat delete, SRT Hood, Inferno Red
'02 Ford E-350-7.3L Work Van
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hahaha...good post! definitely bring her to the next meet & greet...we need more girls around here who actually enjoy wheeling and working on the rigs...and its guys like you (and will...i suppose ) who remind us girls there are guys out there who appreciate us and all that we do for themmrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
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Originally posted by hoggie101
and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year
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