Nutella

[Riot]

One time back in high school we had gone to the asian market for bubble tea. Whilst waiting we decided to browse the 2 aisle mini-market. My friend calmly says "holy shit, they have nutella."
A woman from the other aisle runs around the corner and almost in a shouting voice exclaims "DID YOU SAY THEY HAVE NUTELLA!?"

That was my first nutella memory.

[CumminsJeep]

I could go for a whole mess of Nutella right about now

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

Ok, so, I was making a nutella and PB sammich once. However, I was eating it out of the jar at the same time. It was getting progressively better and better the more I ate it and I couldnt stop. Then out of nowhere a dragon, named the "Wild Zullo", came out of the closet blowing bubbles. He stole my nutella and tried to make cherry nutella by mixing in the bubbles. He then went back in the closet to consume it. Good thing I had made my Nutella sammich already and the closet dwelling "Wild Zullo" stayed in the closet with Ricky Martin.

::Insert witty "Zullo came out of the closet" joke here::

[Even]

I have no idea what this Nutella is.

And If it will make me 10x fatter, then it's best I leave it that way.

[Lawn Guyland]

I have no idea what this Nutella is.

And If it will make me 10x fatter, then it's best I leave it that way.

smart move

[Kyle]

Mmm Peanut butter and nutella sammiches... I have some in my hand now.

[Bigbike]

Do love Nuttella and PB.

[Tom]

my best friend from australia introduced me to this. twas good.

[Krazors001]

still need to try it

[Buffalo Phil]

If you still haven't tried it, go to the store and fucking buy some. Just a small jar, that's all. Nothing fancy, just a small little jar so you can spread on some bread or something and eat. If you don't like it, don't tell us or we will label you a filthy heathen and burn your for being a heretic, but if you do like it, hey, now you know.

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

If you still haven't tried it, go to the store and fucking buy some. Just a small jar, that's all. Nothing fancy, just a small little jar so you can spread on some bread or something and eat. If you don't like it, don't tell us or we will label you a filthy heathen and burn your for being a heretic, but if you do like it, hey, now you know.

I honestly can't bring myself to eat it

[Buffalo Phil]

I honestly can't bring myself to eat it

Why not? Do you not like Delicious things? Do you have a phobia of the amalgamation of Peanut Butter and Chocolate in a spreadable paste?

The stake calls you name, Dear Jon, and from the cries and please of the last heretics we burned, it doesn't sound like a pleasant experience.

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

Why not? Do you not like Delicious things? Do you have a phobia of the amalgamation of Peanut Butter and Chocolate in a spreadable paste?

The stake calls you name, Dear Jon, and from the cries and please of the last heretics we burned, it doesn't sound like a pleasant experience.

Its not that it just honestly looks like shit. In a jar. Can't do it

[Buffalo Phil]

Its not that it just honestly looks like shit. In a jar. Can't do it

So, you don't eat chocolate syrup either?

I am simply trying to understand your though process here. You say it looks like shit, but yet shares none of the fundamental properties of human fecal matter other than the color.

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

So, you don't eat chocolate syrup either?

I am simply trying to understand your though process here. You say it looks like shit, but yet shares none of the fundamental properties of human fecal matter other then the color.

I never opened the jar. I look at it and get skeeved out. Chocolate syrup does totally not look like fecal matter btw