This made me lawl

[Saharicon]

Katie was over at her friends house today and her brother came over, he is a insurance person and was telling her this story.

He just got a claim from this woman that "had an accident in her car"

Apparently she had mexican food and shit herself, the car had to be towed "because of the smell" and the claim is to replace the seat and the floor mats.

What the fuck do people think when they do this shit no pun intended.


Just when I think I have heard it all, nope, sure havent.

[wannabejeep]

lol. I saw a lady pull over and jump out of the car and pull her pants down in one motion, then proceed to take a shit on the side of the road. Not the woods side of the road either. She got out of the drivers side door and shat in the street. I honked and waved.

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

lol. I saw a lady pull over and jump out of the car and pull her pants down in one motion, then proceed to take a shit on the side of the road. Not the woods side of the road either. She got out of the drivers side door and shat in the street. I honked and waved.

this. made me rofl. it brought my face to the lulz, not the other way around.

[Saharicon]

lol. I saw a lady pull over and jump out of the car and pull her pants down in one motion, then proceed to take a shit on the side of the road. Not the woods side of the road either. She got out of the drivers side door and shat in the street. I honked and waved.

I kinda did that once, I was driving to work (about an hour drive) and about half way in a had to take a shit horrible. About 5 miles from my work I couldnt hold it anymore. Luckly I was on a back road. I pulled over, ran to the other side and pulled me pants down and shit away. I thought I was in the clear, but then I realized the guys house I was right by was watching me the whole time and I was in a company vehicle with stickers all over it

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

i got drunk and laid one on the main steps of my college during summer classes... five minutes later the commandant of cadets walked by the spot.

[Saharicon]

i got drunk and laid one on the main steps of my college during summer classes... five minutes later the commandant of cadets walked by the spot.

I have a similar story after I St. Pattys day rampage. Maybe one time at RC when Im drunk ill tell ya

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

I have a similar story after I St. Pattys day rampage. Maybe one time at RC when Im drunk ill tell ya

oh i have one of THE best st patty's stories ever... traffic cones, shaved heads, and James Bond were involved.

[jeepbogger4x4]

my mom's an insurance adjuster and some of the stories she's got are really ridiculous but somehow i can believe they're true. most recently some lady was in tj maxx stealing shit and slipped on the floor where there was a "caution: wet floor" sign. she got caught with all the merchandise in her purse and then proceeded to try and sue the company for not "treating her like a real customer". she was only given $100 to treat her bruises then prosecuted shortly after

[Pedro]

This thread brings the lawlz

[#DEZERTDAD]

Funny stuff

[Even]

Not only is this retarded, but I find it hard to believe the woman actually went through the embarrassment to have the car towed/file the claim/etc.

[Saharicon]

Not only is this retarded, but I find it hard to believe the woman actually went through the embarrassment to have the car towed/file the claim/etc.

dude, you cant make shit(no pun intended) like this up.

[cherokee-at-16]

ok well since people are shareing. I was on a 50 mile bikeing ride thing in cap cod in the early spring so everything was boarded up and nothing was open yet. 15 miles away from bathroom and we only had bikes. me and friend wented into the brush with gallon zipplok bags and some toilet paper someone had. i didnt realize there were 3 old guys picking berrys untill i was done. they didnt notice but made my friend pus out. I got it all in if you were wondering, and it does take some skill.