anyone else eat a lot?

[wannabejeep]

But my metabolism is very high, as such I prolly poop 3-4 times a day, everyday

I could never do that.

Reason 1 : That's a lot of time to devote to poop!

Reason 2 : The toilet paper here is like 400 grit sandpaper. My ass would be completely sanded away by day 2.

[Hydra]

I could never do that.

Reason 1 : That's a lot of time to devote to poop!

Reason 2 : The toilet paper here is like 400 grit sandpaper. My ass would be completely sanded away by day 2.

its not so bad, i get to ponder alot...

and my ass is usually graced by a fine quality paper, except at work where its like wiping with envelopes

[grundlepunch]

i need to not eat... ever again

[04WranglerX]

Normally,
round 8 AM I'll have three eggs, bacon, sausage and a bagel.
Snack around 10
by noon I have a huge lunch. (working in a kitchen helps that)
by two i'm snacking again.
bout 3:30 i'll have a full meal.
Another at 6
Desert , then more food at like 9.

I like never stop eating.

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

its not so bad, i get to ponder alot...

and my ass is usually graced by a fine quality paper, except at work where its like wiping with envelopes

i roflcoptered at this. quite literally, my head spun and got me airborne, then landed again. all while laughing.

[Lawn Guyland]