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Pulled this from another forum I am on, but thought it was funny.
Bro: A social class defined by ridiculously lifted trucks (See also: Disco Truck), a predictable wardrobe (See also: Bro-pparel), frequent trips to Glamis and the River, large egos, and unfortunately, self-associated with the off road community. Bros can sometime be confused with Flatbillers, as they are closely related, however, Bros can be differentiated by their taller and more useless trucks, and a more poser attitude, while Flatbillers are gernally more active (albeit stupid and careless) in their pursuits.
Bro-bands: Music (the term is used loosely) of choice of Bros. Commonly involves screaming and poor musical talent. Example: Kottonmouth Kings, Atreyu, Rise Against
Bro-brands: Brand names that Bros show a frightening allegiance to. It is not yet understood why. Bro-brands are easily identified by the stickers plastered all over the rear window of said lifted truck. Common Bro-brands include Skin, Famous, and SRH.
Bro-pparel: The everyday wardrobe donned by Bros. This simple outfit consists of black skater shoes, shin-high black socks (often crowned with Bro-brand logo of choice), charcoal-gray Dickies (worn low off the hip to expose the majority of the boxer-clad buttocks), black Bro-brand t-shirt or jersey, and commonly topped with black, white, black/white striped flatbill. Studies continue to determine if colorblindness is associated with Broism.
Bro-hoe: Female sidekick of Bros and Flatbillers. Relation does not matter, as duties and purpose remain the same
Disco truck: Ride of choice for the Bro, this truck has been lifted so tall that it defies all rationality of purpose and utility. Complete with flashy paint job, chromed suspension components, 22" dubs, billet grill, and flame billet door handles, this truck screams "compensation" as loud as its 15" subs and chrome leaf springs. A common sight on the 91 and 215 freeways, this truck is not complete unless it is carrying a 36-year old "Papa-Bro" with a beer gut and no shirt on (the tattoos suffice), with his bro-hoe trophy wife riding shotgun, fake blond hair blowing in the breeze, putting on lipstick in the reflection of the "Big Belly Crew" windshield banner.
Flatbiller: A term describing those who commonly (though it is not required) wear hats with flat bills (no curvature). More important than the curve of the bill is the individual’s propensity toward driving “prerunner” trucks (usually Ford Rangers) with unpainted fiberglass fenders, usually with the front of the truck higher than the rear. The truck does not need to have quality suspension components, in fact, most do not. Other interests include skating, dirtbikes, Glamis, easy blonde chicks with fake boobs (see also: Bro-hoe), and cheap beer. (see also: Bro
Bro: A social class defined by ridiculously lifted trucks (See also: Disco Truck), a predictable wardrobe (See also: Bro-pparel), frequent trips to Glamis and the River, large egos, and unfortunately, self-associated with the off road community. Bros can sometime be confused with Flatbillers, as they are closely related, however, Bros can be differentiated by their taller and more useless trucks, and a more poser attitude, while Flatbillers are gernally more active (albeit stupid and careless) in their pursuits.
Bro-bands: Music (the term is used loosely) of choice of Bros. Commonly involves screaming and poor musical talent. Example: Kottonmouth Kings, Atreyu, Rise Against
Bro-brands: Brand names that Bros show a frightening allegiance to. It is not yet understood why. Bro-brands are easily identified by the stickers plastered all over the rear window of said lifted truck. Common Bro-brands include Skin, Famous, and SRH.
Bro-pparel: The everyday wardrobe donned by Bros. This simple outfit consists of black skater shoes, shin-high black socks (often crowned with Bro-brand logo of choice), charcoal-gray Dickies (worn low off the hip to expose the majority of the boxer-clad buttocks), black Bro-brand t-shirt or jersey, and commonly topped with black, white, black/white striped flatbill. Studies continue to determine if colorblindness is associated with Broism.
Bro-hoe: Female sidekick of Bros and Flatbillers. Relation does not matter, as duties and purpose remain the same
Disco truck: Ride of choice for the Bro, this truck has been lifted so tall that it defies all rationality of purpose and utility. Complete with flashy paint job, chromed suspension components, 22" dubs, billet grill, and flame billet door handles, this truck screams "compensation" as loud as its 15" subs and chrome leaf springs. A common sight on the 91 and 215 freeways, this truck is not complete unless it is carrying a 36-year old "Papa-Bro" with a beer gut and no shirt on (the tattoos suffice), with his bro-hoe trophy wife riding shotgun, fake blond hair blowing in the breeze, putting on lipstick in the reflection of the "Big Belly Crew" windshield banner.
Flatbiller: A term describing those who commonly (though it is not required) wear hats with flat bills (no curvature). More important than the curve of the bill is the individual’s propensity toward driving “prerunner” trucks (usually Ford Rangers) with unpainted fiberglass fenders, usually with the front of the truck higher than the rear. The truck does not need to have quality suspension components, in fact, most do not. Other interests include skating, dirtbikes, Glamis, easy blonde chicks with fake boobs (see also: Bro-hoe), and cheap beer. (see also: Bro
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