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  • Pediatricians call for a choke-proof hot dog

    "Nutritionists have long warned of the perils of hot dogs: fat, sodium and preservatives to name a few.

    Now, the American Academy of Pediatrics wants foods like hot dogs to come with a warning label — not because of their nutritional risks but because they pose a choking hazard to babies and children.

    Better yet, the academy would like to see foods such as hot dogs "redesigned" so their size, shape and texture make them less likely to lodge in a youngster's throat. More than 10,000 children under 14 go to the emergency room each year after choking on food, and up to 77 die, says the new policy statement, published online today in Pediatrics. About 17% of food-related asphyxiations are caused by hot dogs."

    FULL ARTICLE: http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/...oke22_ST_N.htm

    Just thought this was indeed one of the dumbest things ever. I mean if you are not chewing a hot dog and just eating in whole you may just choke.
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    maybe if you are afraid of your little kid choking on a hot dog dont feed em hot dogs.
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    • #3
      there is this thing that i have been doing since i was born to prevent this......its called chewing. works everytime

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      • #4
        at this point its Darwinism, it can't be stupidity
        I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

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        • #5
          i heard about this the other day...more and more ridiculous stuff
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          • #6
            heard this on PLR today at work and couldnt stop laughing
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            • #7
              Wow

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              • #8
                don;t fuck with hotdofgs.
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                • #9
                  Sooner or later the worlds going to get overpopulated because there won't be anymore ways for stupid people to die

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                  • #10
                    they just want the hot dog to stop looking slighty like a penis.


                    they already changed it...... they squished it and called it bologna.... or for proper american pronunctiation.... ball-o-ney.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by greenxj513 View Post
                      they just want the hot dog to stop looking slighty like a penis.


                      they already changed it...... they squished it and called it bologna.... or for proper american pronunctiation.... ball-o-ney.
                      X2 fuckin ass-claps
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Hydra View Post
                        X2 fuckin ass-claps
                        what about ass-less chaps?
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                        • #13
                          Me and one of my best friends had a huge drunken conversation about this tonight.

                          Everyone stop having children, and we won't ever have to deal with these problems again. It's obvious that nothing is safe in this world anymore.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Even View Post
                            Me and one of my best friends had a huge drunken conversation about this tonight.

                            Everyone stop having children, and we won't ever have to deal with these problems again. It's obvious that nothing is safe in this world anymore.
                            Or we simply have to get Rid of California.

                            I LOVE the graph they have there. Food accounts for 60% of choking hazards. What a useless fucking Graph.
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                            • #15
                              Yeah, I mean that is what your are putting in your mouth most of the time, what else do they expect you to choke on. Also, I would be careful if you go to California because everything seems to cause Cancer and Birth defects over there. Sounds really dangerous.
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