i hate, HATE public bathrooms...

[DrThunder]

And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your Dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again.
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again.
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate
seven fuckin' hotdogs
It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate
seven fuckin' hotdogs
And he shit, shit, shit in pants
He's always fuckin' shitin his pants

[Ktmracer419]

nice

[crosbike]

After shitting in the portapotties at KOH i can handle anything.

[Riot]

I can't do port-o-potties.
bleh, luckily, I shit like every 3 days, so im good for most weekend adventures.

[lakailimited06]

i shit liek every 3 hours one of those fast metabolism people.i always locate the nearest toilet when im in an unfamiliar place lol...

[XJLI]

i shit liek every 3 hours one of those fast metabolism people.i always locate the nearest toilet when im in an unfamiliar place lol...

bam same.

thats why i can eat as much as possible yet i remain tiny.

[Zullock Holmes]

so i never open at my place of business, but because of my promotion i now open on sundays.... one of the guys says to me alright nose goes to clean the toilets.... of course i loose.

well i go in, take one look, walk back out and use my seniority to tell the dumbass that beat me to clean the toilets, i refuse to ever touch a public toilet, i would rather piss on a tree.

[crosbike]

bam same.

thats why i can eat as much as possible yet i remain tiny.

thats just because you pulverize your food into a liquid and have to pee every 15 minutes.

[Lawn Guyland]

tiny bladder?

[XJLI]

thats just because you pulverize your food into a liquid and have to pee every 15 minutes.

brb gotta pee

[CumminsJeep]

I usually make a nice nest and just go for it

[grundlepunch]

i can drop a deuce just about anywhere. when you gotta go, you gotta go

[HeavyMetal]

when you gotta go, you gotta go

[wannabejeep]

I usually make a nice nest and just go for it

I refuse to make a nest. I'll wipe it down the best I can, but I won't sit on the a pile of paper. When I was younger I had home throne syndrome pretty bad, but sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go. We used to carry a roll of toilet paper in the landscaping truck.

[CumminsJeep]

I refuse to make a nest. I'll wipe it down the best I can, but I won't sit on the a pile of paper. When I was younger I had home throne syndrome pretty bad, but sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go. We used to carry a roll of toilet paper in the landscaping truck.

hahahaha thats a must