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  • Ladies take notes from Hilary Duff!

    !!!!!

    http://boston.barstoolsports.com/ran...tting-engaged/

    What do you do when your NHL boyfriend Mike Comrie pops the question and gives you a 1 million dollar engagment ring? You cry. You text a picture of the ring to your friends to rub it in and then you suck a dick and you suck a dick fast. Take notes ladies. This is how it’s done. If you want to earn you man you got to learn your man. Man I love Hillary Duff. Just such a sneaky little freakshow. It it even a question whether she gave up anal later that night too?






    - Will


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    or am asians pants not a read end lol.
    Originally posted by DizzDizz
    aliens probed my husband

  • #2
    this is so funny.

    we also need to post a reminder when steak & a blow job day comes around hahaha
    mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
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    Originally posted by hoggie101
    and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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    • #3
      I love her. She knows whats up
      "when I'm riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive...when I stop riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive"

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      • #4
        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats freaking awesome!
        I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

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        • #5
          Holy shit, she really does carry the flag for female reaction.
          1. Cry
          2. Text friends
          3. Obligatory pole smoking
          I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

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          • #6
            #becauseJoeNitro

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            • #7
              She's hawt!

              God bless her!
              HOONIGAN FOR LIFE
              OLD 4X4'S NEVER DIE!!!!!

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              • #8
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                • #9
                  Thats pretty much how it happened for me
                  winng. all the goddamned time.

                  **MY STATEMENTS AND/OR OPINIONS IN NO WAY REFLECT THOSE OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

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                  • #10
                    oh yeah! Some hilary duff dome.
                    1993 XJ sport 3.5" rustys 33" MTZ's armored.
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                    • #11
                      bahahahahahahaha awesome
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                      • #12
                        thats how i got engaged.....and he loved it
                        I once had a 93 XJ, 4.5" o' lift, 33" TSL Super Swampers, 8.25 rear Detroit locked. 2,000 Lb Steering. Custom rockers, Sam's old Bumpah. Cherry Bomb BITCH. SOLD

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                        • #13
                          amazing.
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                          • #14
                            " is it even a question whether she gave up anal later that night too"

                            Wonder if she took the Brown-n-Serve?
                            HOONIGAN FOR LIFE
                            OLD 4X4'S NEVER DIE!!!!!

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                            • #15


                              like i said, i hope the guys on here remind their girlfriends what march 14th is

                              mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
                              2022 JL Rubicon

                              Originally posted by hoggie101
                              and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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