Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention

[Burton58]

I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. And I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen






























































CANNONBALL!!!!

[Hydra]

Yes, I'm listening.......

[Burton58]

i was trying to tell you about my world renowned cannonball but you couldn't hear me from under water

[Hydra]

i was trying to tell you about my world renowned cannonball but you couldn't hear me from under water

Hmmmm........ And how does that make u feel?

[Burton58]

Hmmmm........ And how does that make u feel?

it reminds me of this time in 6th grade when i was pushed unwillingly into the town pool. it may have scarred me for life

[Magilla]

Im kind of a big deal people know me

http://www.sex-panther.com/

[Pedro]

I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells like rich mahogany

[Hydra]

it reminds me of this time in 6th grade when i was pushed unwillingly into the town pool. it may have scarred me for life

No, we blame the scarring on the way you're childhood physician touched you....

Your love of cannonballs on your freakish love of ruining peoples state of dryness

[Burton58]

i knew it. thank you dr. dillon

[XJLI]

i'm ron burgundy?

[Burton58]

how about you go back to your home on whore island

[Pedro]

Go fuck yourself San Diego

[Burton58]

i hate you and your poop mouth ron

[grundlepunch]

whats that baxter? You pooped in the fridge and ate an entire wheel of cheese?
you know i dont understand spanish!

[Burton58]

whats that baxter? You pooped in the fridge and ate an entire wheel of cheese?

i'm not even mad. thats amazing