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  • So I joined the Air Force... (A photo essay of sorts)

    and they took me


    turned me into this


    and put me here:



    with these:

    and i got one of these:


    now:

    (well, sorta.)

    when i first got here, it was -19 ambient. the next morning, my jeep barely turned over. i promptly installed and oilpan heater and put 5/30 oil in. all better.

    then, i went exploring.



    winter jeepspeed?


    when i got tired of burning all the gas in my truck, i decided to go electric.


    before i left i got me one of these:


    and gave her this


    now shes whats called a fiancee.
    (just kidding, its not that bad...)


    back to this:


    they put me here as a security system electronics technician, to put it nicely. i fix and maintain the security systems that surround the storage area for the nuclear and conventional weapons for those bombers. it is fucking badass. the other day i got to watch a blackhawk buzz the tower (haha well, flyby) while i was standing on top of it. and then a b52 took off. its cold as fuck here and theres snow everywhere but its pretty cool. the town of minot is 13 miles south yet due to the flat terrain its visible as if it were only a mile away. at night its really somethin to see. i would go as far to say that most of ND's population lives in minot. thats kind of annoying but the economy here is bustling and there is plenty to do. lots of places to go out and drink or eat. canada is 40 miles north. from what i hear the summers are hot. i cant wait for that. hunting and fishing is huge here as well as dirt sports minus wheeling. theres a motocross track on the outskirts of town. i see a dual sport in my future...

    anyways i figured id come back from the dead and let everybody know im still alive and what ive been up to.
    winng. all the goddamned time.

    **MY STATEMENTS AND/OR OPINIONS IN NO WAY REFLECT THOSE OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

  • #2
    ahahahha i love the jacket.


    and i miss you.




    and im kidnapping your fiancee and giving her an awesome party bwahahaah
    mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
    2022 JL Rubicon

    Originally posted by hoggie101
    and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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    • #3
      lolol nice story book i love ones with photos! its really good to hear youre happy!
      2009 silver JK - destination beachy jeep
      J10 project do want.
      "attack life. its just going to kill you anyway"

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      • #4
        Wait u haz a girlfriend and then u left??

        Thats stoopid

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        • #5
          wait better yet a fiance? I guess I do not know you as good as I thought I did Mr. Ratchford....

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          • #6
            O Hai Tom. Good to hear from you. When I had your ninja in my garage, it was sweet but not when I had to push it 3/4 of a mile.
            -Caleb

            Crawl Daddy Champion 2011

            1999 XJ 4 inchs of lift or so, 35s and some other stuff.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by DrThunder View Post
              wait better yet a fiance? I guess I do not know you as good as I thought I did Mr. Ratchford....

              i used to bea pimp and then she came along and blew me away
              i had the same fear when i signed up, thinking it was stupid to have a lady going in but it wasnt bad and even now being thousands of miles apart i still think shes worth it. women do crazy things to men.
              winng. all the goddamned time.

              **MY STATEMENTS AND/OR OPINIONS IN NO WAY REFLECT THOSE OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Tom View Post
                i used to bea pimp
                when was this?
                - Will


                Originally posted by fizzy
                or am asians pants not a read end lol.
                Originally posted by DizzDizz
                aliens probed my husband

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                • #9
                  back when my vocabulary only contained the words boobs, tits, and the constant urge to hump something.
                  winng. all the goddamned time.

                  **MY STATEMENTS AND/OR OPINIONS IN NO WAY REFLECT THOSE OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

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                  • #10
                    - Will


                    Originally posted by fizzy
                    or am asians pants not a read end lol.
                    Originally posted by DizzDizz
                    aliens probed my husband

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                    • #11
                      mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
                      2022 JL Rubicon

                      Originally posted by hoggie101
                      and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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                      • #12
                        Welcome back Tom and congrats!!!
                        P8R

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                        • #13
                          hai tommy
                          I drive a Datsun

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                          • #14
                            Hey tom glad you are enjoying the Air Force. I can't believe you are engaged. Who are you?

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                            • #15
                              haha im the older and wiser version of myself. nowadays i usually just casually drink beer when theres nothin else in the fridge
                              winng. all the goddamned time.

                              **MY STATEMENTS AND/OR OPINIONS IN NO WAY REFLECT THOSE OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

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