DEAR SIS: IF YOU WANT A HUG READ THIS

[Hydra]

See this is the type of shit that happens when i am not saying: go die in a fire, go gargle razor blades, go procreate with a blender, drink sulfuric acid, go play on the highway, go see what lands faster falling from a cliff you or a penny, or the classic blow your brains out extra points for a rifle. Well guess what ladies and gentleman since you now have taken my niceness for granted happy go fun time is now over. I would like to welcome you all back by saying i hope you all fucking die

I missed you

ps I personally like the "procreate with a blender" one

[Magilla]

im bringing back scaphism just for you

[Hydra]

Oo oo oooooooo, I'm gonna bring back the etcha-sketch while were at it

[Magilla]

Scaphism, also known as the boats, was an ancient Persian method of execution designed to inflict torturous death. The name comes from the Greek word skaphe, meaning "scooped (or hollowed) out".
The naked person was firmly fastened within a back-to-back pair of narrow rowing boats (or a hollowed-out tree trunk), with the head, hands, and feet protruding. The condemned was forced to ingest milk and honey to the point of developing severe diarrhea, and more honey would be rubbed on his body in order to attract insects to the exposed appendages. He or she would then be left to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun. The defenseless individual's feces accumulated within the container, attracting more insects, which would eat and breed within his or her exposed and increasingly gangrenous flesh. The feeding would be repeated each day in some cases to prolong the torture, so that dehydration or starvation did not provide him or her with the release of death. Death, when it eventually occurred, was probably due to a combination of dehydration, starvation and septic shock. Delirium would typically set in after a few days.
In other recorded versions, the insects did not eat the person; biting and stinging insects such as wasps, which were attracted by honey on the body, acted as the torture.
Death by scaphism was painful, humiliating, and protracted. Plutarch writes in his biography of Artaxerxes that Mithridates, sentenced to die in this manner for killing Cyrus the Younger, survived 17 days before dying.[1]

you will also be listening to bryan singing rick roll while this is happening

[Hydra]

Soooooooo








You basically just want me naked and wet??

You're a dirty boy

[Magilla]

covered in honey none the less

[Lawn Guyland]

oh baby, this thread is no longer rated G

[Magilla]

oh baby, this thread is no longer rated G

omg why did you have to ruin our flow cock block

[Trailer Ray]

Do want mad hugs plz...

[Hydra]

Mmmmmmmmm, stinging bees

the animal activist in me says no

but the dirty schoolgirl says YES PLEEZ

[Magilla]

killswitch wallingford the 21st of next month

[Hydra]

Am going, altough the darkness that is howard jones will not be singing that night so I've heard

Post meet and greet metal face smashfest?

[Magilla]

Am going, altough the darkness that is howard jones will not be singing that night so I've heard

Post meet and greet metal face smashfest?

yes and ill have a ton of booze tail gate party right after meet and greet

[#DEZERTDAD]

Can I touch your man boobs when I get my hug?

[Hydra]

yes and ill have a ton of booze tail gate party right after meet and greet

Hellz yes, this must be done