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    In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from University .
    On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.
    The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.
    He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.
    As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife,


    after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
    The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.

    Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.


    Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.

    Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

    Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenage son.
    As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing.
    The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down.
    The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
    Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure.
    He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.
    The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs
    and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.
    Probably wasn't the same elephant.
    You better decide if you are hanging on the cross, or banging in the nails

  • #2
    Lol
    "when I'm riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive...when I stop riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive"

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    • #3
      nice, i enjoy the stories about people hopping fences to take cute pics with polar bears and being mauled
      I once had a 93 XJ, 4.5" o' lift, 33" TSL Super Swampers, 8.25 rear Detroit locked. 2,000 Lb Steering. Custom rockers, Sam's old Bumpah. Cherry Bomb BITCH. SOLD

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      • #4
        Damnit Kai! that happened once, and i learned my lesson. why do you have to keep bringing it up? as if the chunk missing out of my ass cheek isnt enough of a reminder. Dick.
        "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
        It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

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        • #5
          amazing!!

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          • #6
            i was truly surprised at the ending, made me snort out loud in the library
            dirty30

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            • #7
              mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
              2022 JL Rubicon

              Originally posted by hoggie101
              and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Lawn Guyland View Post
                you mocking me woman?
                dirty30

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                • #9
                  but of course
                  mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
                  2022 JL Rubicon

                  Originally posted by hoggie101
                  and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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