This is my new Jam.

[Magilla]

But all my Hipster friends wear Gap and Old Navy, those bastards! THEY CONFORMED.

I'm definitely down with drinking some bud light though, I can't wait until my first party. I hope there are pleny of hot bitches there for me to tap, Bro. I want to black out on the beach and piss myself cause I so want to fit in.

I can't wait. This weekend will be epic. I'm going to start watching American Pie right now and get some practice.

Those schmucks remember its better to buy in than sell out.

Indeed wheres my invite brah?

Remember to study stiflers moves.

[Buffalo Phil]

Bro, i just scored this sweet beachhouse on the river on the Housatonic, nice front, i called mad bitches and bros. Gonna be fuckin happenin.

I'm gonna charge like $5 a head, so if like 500 people show up that's like 2 grand. I've got enough 30s and red cups to stack to the moon and back.

I feel 'In' Already.

[Magilla]

Bro, i just scored this sweet beachhouse on the river on the Housatonic, nice front, i called mad bitches and bros. Gonna be fuckin happenin.

I'm gonna charge like $5 a head, so if like 500 people show up that's like 2 grand. I've got enough 30s and red cups to stack to the moon and back.

I feel 'In' Already.

Naw dawg beach houses our played out we are now into abandoned buildings, or if mommy and daddy leave their credit cards behind while in aspen we will rent mad house boats and pull them together.

Sounds like an ill money making plan.

[Buffalo Phil]

Lets do the Beach this time, Bro, then we can head up for some sick skiing and hit up made babes on the slopes.

[Magilla]

Remember dressing like Kevin Federline is always an in

[Vehicleless]

[Mike]

lol

[Hydra]

In my current state of mind this shit is hilarious negro, and fool brahs don't ski they fickin board, every bro knows that

[Mike]

looks like you already on your way to being hip phil

[Mike]

oh shit, thats the anarchy symbol on your hat.. looks like we have a rouge agent? Since when have you been part of hawks club phil ?

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

this thread... plus alcohol... equals pain in my side.

[Buffalo Phil]

oh shit, thats the anarchy symbol on your hat.. looks like we have a rouge agent? Since when have you been part of hawks club phil ?

Jeeze bro, you should hit up that beach party and chill out, bro.

[grundlepunch]

[XJLI]

its like the title of the thread is "describe adam"