This is my new Jam.

[Buffalo Phil]

Am I hip now?

[Lawn Guyland]

oh hot damn

[Magilla]

oh hot damn

[Lawn Guyland]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YaJMoAEVYY[/ame]

[Buffalo Phil]

So seriously, when should I start partying until I black out, wear tight cloths and obnoxious colored shoes and play games with my beer in my garage that says 'GRUNGE' all over it?

[Nick]

[Magilla]

So seriously, when should I start partying until I black out, wear tight cloths and obnoxious colored shoes and play games with my beer in my garage that says 'GRUNGE' all over it?

no dc hat bro?

[Buffalo Phil]

no dc hat bro?

I've got a DC outfit for every day of the week, BRO.

See, I'm already picking up the lingo. IM GOING TO BE SO COOL IN A MATTER OF MOMENTS.

[Bigbike]

I prefer strawberry Jam.

[Magilla]

I've got a DC outfit for every day of the week, BRO.

See, I'm already picking up the lingo. IM GOING TO BE SO COOL IN A MATTER OF MOMENTS.

you have to start using the N word also, have you started listening to pop punk music yet while wearing a run dmc shirt?

[Buffalo Phil]

you have to start using the N word also, have you started listening to pop punk music yet while wearing a run dmc shirt?

Man, what about Emo Music and overly autotuned pop? Should I sporadically listen to bands people have never heard of to profess my profound elitness and knowledge of the music industry, while also effectively using words like Nigger and Bro in the SAME SENTENCE?

This is going to be a drastic change for me. I better start going to bars and greasing my hair every day.

[Magilla]

Man, what about Emo Music and overly autotuned pop? Should I sporadically listen to bands people have never heard of to profess my profound elitness and knowledge of the music industry, while also effectively using words like Nigger and Bro in the SAME SENTENCE?

This is going to be a drastic change for me. I better start going to bars and greasing my hair every day.

1 yes but only if you profess your undying love for said shitty bands
2 nigger and bro can not be used in the same sentence, unless you are talking about one of your bros who happens to be black
3 i have grease in my hair so

[Buffalo Phil]

1 yes but only if you profess your undying love for said shitty bands
2 nigger and bro can not be used in the same sentence, unless you are talking about one of your bros who happens to be black
3 i have grease in my hair so

Of course I would, I'd follow these bands to the grave, GAP hoodie and tight jeans and all.

But how deep into the alcohol should I indulge? I never drank before, so should I just go the American Pie route and drink a lot of shitty tasteless beer for days on end from red plastic cups?

What about my beer pong table, what cool designs can I used to be ultimate fucking hip, Bro? You seem to have this down pat, I need your advice, Bro.

[Magilla]

Of course I would, I'd follow these bands to the grave, GAP hoodie and tight jeans and all.

But how deep into the alcohol should I indulge? I never drank before, so should I just go the American Pie route and drink a lot of shitty tasteless beer for days on end from red plastic cups?

What about my beer pong table, what cool designs can I used to be ultimate fucking hip, Bro? You seem to have this down pat, I need your advice, Bro.

Well the gap hoodie will not work since it will be supporting the corporate greed of america, remember you should be into stuff that no one else likes/ listens to.

You can go the route of drinking coors light, pbr, steel reserve, and so on. But you should never rule out hard alcohol. If you are going for broke might as well do it fast. Remember the alcohol route is the same as the beer the shittier and cheaper it is the better it is.

Well since you are heading down this road an artful wrist slitting will do nice for interior decoration. Remember when you want attention its across the street not up the road.

this site should help you http://yourscenesucks.com/

[Buffalo Phil]

But all my Hipster friends wear Gap and Old Navy, those bastards! THEY CONFORMED.

I'm definitely down with drinking some bud light though, I can't wait until my first party. I hope there are pleny of hot bitches there for me to tap, Bro. I want to black out on the beach and piss myself cause I so want to fit in.

I can't wait. This weekend will be epic. I'm going to start watching American Pie right now and get some practice.