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  • Chuckle....

    thought this was pretty entertaining... kinda true the last one is the best i think...

    Forget Rednecks .......here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New
    Englanders...

    If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't
    work there, you live in New England

    If you've worn shorts and a parka at the sam e time, you live in New
    England

    If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
    wrong number, you live in New England

    If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of New York City for the
    weekend, you live in New England .




    If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England .




    If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live
    in New England .




    If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back
    again, you live in New England .




    If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
    without flinching, you live in New England .




    If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both
    unlocked, you live in New England

    If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
    you live in New England .




    If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you
    live in New England .




    If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph you're going 80 and
    everybody is passing you, you live in New England .




    If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
    snow, you live in New England .




    If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
    construction, you live in New England .




    If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in
    New England .




    If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you live in New England .




    If there's a Dunkin Donuts on every corner, you live in New England .
    Originally posted by Ktmracer419
    some people choose video games
    some choose projects
    some choose welding random things together

  • #2
    hummm i anwsored YES to all of those...
    #becauseJoeNitro

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    • #3
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      • #4
        Most of those are true.
        -Caleb

        Crawl Daddy Champion 2011

        1999 XJ 4 inchs of lift or so, 35s and some other stuff.

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        • #5
          hahahha so true. its a different country outside this area
          2 tj's
          3 yj's
          2 xj's
          i'm a jeep whore

          "id walk 6 hours one way to suck a fart out of megan fox's ass"

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          • #6
            Def New England! And proud of it.
            "Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but rising up everytime we fail."



            -Melanie-

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            • #7
              hate it.

              needs more west coast.

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              • #8
                haha that's awesome. Just about right on.
                1993 XJ sport 3.5" rustys 33" MTZ's armored.
                1999 sierra
                1967 M725 Big and Slow
                -Dan

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                • #9
                  the ones that arent so true, are true the further you get out into the woods.

                  all those snobby fairfield folk know nothing of whats said in that list
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Ktmracer419 View Post
                    the ones that arent so true, are true the further you get out into the woods.

                    all those snobby fairfield folk know nothing of whats said in that list

                    Originally posted by Ktmracer419
                    some people choose video games
                    some choose projects
                    some choose welding random things together

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                    • #11
                      whats the deal with NEWWW ENGLAND anyway?.....Its over 400 years old!!! last time i checked that wasnt that new.

                      97 TJ that I think is pretty neat.

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                      • #12
                        wow, a lot of that is true

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                        • #13
                          agreed with most. got a chuckle

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                          • #14
                            haha , miss New England and cant wait to move back.

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                            • #15
                              I live in jersey. sooooo yea
                              P8R

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