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So today sucked, normally...
Well, I come home and the UPS guy tells me to fucking fall off a bridge and die. What the fuck? Such animosity.
Anyway, I find out the package that the UPS guy brought to me had satanic symbols stamped all over it. I didn't like where this was going. So I carefully opened the package only to find, to my disdain, the most horrific sight in the entire world.
Words failed me, my veins twisted, my heart felt heavy and my lungs collapsed. My eyes bled the blood of a million dead babies, crying for their mothers as they where slaughtered by the Spartans for being deformed at birth. Cities around me crumbled, earthquakes tore continents apart and planets collided and blew to dust.
I had opened Pandora's box and every Evil being withing the tri-state area started on their warpath towards the destruction of civilization and humanity as a whole. There was nothing I could do to stop these satanic beats from devouring my family and friends and the very people on my street as they disemboweled them and drank their blood.
I looked deeper into the box and found the only thing that could stop these wretched beasts from purging the world of life....
Well, I come home and the UPS guy tells me to fucking fall off a bridge and die. What the fuck? Such animosity.
Anyway, I find out the package that the UPS guy brought to me had satanic symbols stamped all over it. I didn't like where this was going. So I carefully opened the package only to find, to my disdain, the most horrific sight in the entire world.
Words failed me, my veins twisted, my heart felt heavy and my lungs collapsed. My eyes bled the blood of a million dead babies, crying for their mothers as they where slaughtered by the Spartans for being deformed at birth. Cities around me crumbled, earthquakes tore continents apart and planets collided and blew to dust.
I had opened Pandora's box and every Evil being withing the tri-state area started on their warpath towards the destruction of civilization and humanity as a whole. There was nothing I could do to stop these satanic beats from devouring my family and friends and the very people on my street as they disemboweled them and drank their blood.
I looked deeper into the box and found the only thing that could stop these wretched beasts from purging the world of life....
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