Ideas Please

[Mel]

Ok, I need this to be as serious as possible, but with some (minimal) joking.

At school I work for our fund committee raising money for the school. This year we're having shirts made up for people who make $1000. The only problem is were having trouble coming up with a slogan for the back of the shirt. This is where SIS comes in...you guys have some great ideas throw them out there. Its got to be PG and something to do w/ $1000 and the "phonathon" or calling that we do.

Any ideas would help, but please be somewhat serious if possible after all we start in 2 weeks.

Thanks guys and girls.

[grundlepunch]

Ok, I need this to be as serious as possible, but with some (minimal) joking.

oh the irony of posting this in a forum called "Shenanigans"

oh i almost forgot my contribution

"I raised $1000 and all i got was this lousy shirt"

sorry i just cant help it

[Pedro]

Calls for

-insert thousand dollar bill pic in middle-

Cleveland

P.S. Cleveland was on the thousand dollar bill, I had to look it up

[Buffalo Phil]

"THIS SLOGAN IS SERIOUS BUSINESS"

[Mel]

Calls for

-insert thousand dollar bill pic in middle-

Cleveland

P.S. Cleveland was on the thousand dollar bill, I had to look it up

[grundlepunch]

"THIS SLOGAN IS SERIOUS BUSINESS"

"Fund raising..... srys bizness"

[Mighty Quine]

"THIS IS A $1,000 T-SHIRT"