facebook fan pages.

[Lawn Guyland]

okay. can someone please explain to me why all these stupid, ridiculous, bullshit fan pages exist?

omg fan of breathing? click here.

are you not fat and ugly? then click here

do you like to eat?!? check it out!

are you not on fire and enjoy it? well, here you go!

were you fortunate enough to not get the swine flu?! this is for you.

ah, yes, text messaging and how it controls our lives....http://www.facebook.com/pages/Im-The....2579420686..1

and this one i just discovered...are you in a relationship and don't cheat?! congratulations, you're one of 227,000 people who don't cheat!

i'm sure there's a million more...but every single time i log into facebook i see one of these pages on my homepage and it drives me CRAZY

[HeavyMetal]

Facebook has some of the most shallow retarded bullshit i have ever seen.

[CumminsJeep]

mmm yes, shallow and pedantic.

[Mel]

I agree, and i know someone at school who i can not stand and everyday on my mini feeds she's joined a new one! I didnt even know half these such fan pages existed!

[CumminsJeep]

does anyone else have the random person (usually a girl) who updates their status every 10 min and its always a different quote about their love life? or how much pain and suffering they are in because their life is so bad compared to everyone elses? wah wah wah go fuck yourself

[Lawn Guyland]

does anyone else have the random person (usually a girl) who updates their status every 10 min and its always a different quote about their love life? or how much pain and suffering they are in because their life is so bad compared to everyone elses? wah wah wah go fuck yourself

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

[Ktmracer419]

mmm yes, shallow and pedantic.

mmm i agree as well

shallow and pedantic

does anyone else have the random person (usually a girl) who updates their status every 10 min and its always a different quote about their love life? or how much pain and suffering they are in because their life is so bad compared to everyone elses? wah wah wah go fuck yourself

theres this couple i barely know on there and they go back and forth on my news feed with emo messages saying

"im sorry hun, please call me, its important"

"stop ignoring my calls"


and bullshit like that

YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY MISERABLE, BE MISERABLE IN A NON PUBLIC SETTING





oh yea back to the topic at hand

i used to make fun of people becoming fans of silly things, but every now and again i find one i laugh at and join

and ill clean all the lame pages out in like a week.


i am a fan of peeing my name in the snow

[XJLI]

does anyone else have the random person (usually a girl) who updates their status every 10 min and its always a different quote about their love life? or how much pain and suffering they are in because their life is so bad compared to everyone elses? wah wah wah go fuck yourself

the solution is easy.

"remove from friends"

done.

[Ktmracer419]

the solution is easy.

"remove from friends"

done.

but i can't remove you for other reasons

[Lawn Guyland]

i cannot stand the attention whores on facebook....wahhh my life is horrible...or the people who have to update every two seconds what they're doing...or the broskis who have to tell everyone how 'mad drunk' they're getting that night....

[Ktmracer419]

i cannot stand the attention whores on facebook....wahhh my life is horrible...or the people who have to update every two seconds what they're doing...or the broskis who have to tell everyone how 'mad drunk' they're getting that night....

or asian mike

"out txt"


"going out text"

"txt"


"out txt"

"ultimate frisbee txt"

[CumminsJeep]

the solution is easy.

"remove from friends"

done.

no cause it gives me a good laugh in the morning. And its always the people you have met like once, or you stumble across like twice a year. AnD iT iS aLwAyS sPeLlEd LiKe ThIs.

wtf is that shit? It's like OMG MY STATUS WILL STICK OUT NOW SO EVERYONE CAN SEE HOW MUCH I SUCK AT LIFE!

[XJLI]

or asian mike

"out txt"


"going out text"

"txt"


"out txt"

"ultimate frisbee txt"

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Ktmracer419]

AnD iT iS aLwAyS sPeLlEd LiKe ThIs.

i havent seen that since talking to girls on aim 2.0 in 6th grade

[Lawn Guyland]

or asian mike

"out txt"


"going out text"

"txt"


"out txt"

"ultimate frisbee txt"

you forgot "gym"