I will be in New Jersey this weekend

[Lawn Guyland]

i think at one point or another we were all friends with "that kid"

[HeavyMetal]

...is that..."bondage mistress slaves house"?????

YES

[Lawn Guyland]

oh its gets better...in his 'survey'

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a bmw



oh and his interests include:

"Lacrosse, Drinking, smoking"

[Buffalo Phil]

"...and for all you little kiddies out there, that's Drew Maloney."

-Brain 'Staypuff' Filush.



HE HAS WANTED A BMW SINCE HIGH SCHOOL. LOL.

For fuck's sake. He told Will and I getting a BMW was going to happen 'real soon'. SIX YEARS LATER....

[Quartney]

YES

wowwwwwww lmao

[Quartney]

"...and for all you little kiddies out there, that's Drew Maloney."

-Brain 'Staypuff' Filush.



HE HAS WANTED A BMW SINCE HIGH SCHOOL. LOL.

For fuck's sake. He told Will and I getting a BMW was going to happen 'real soon'. SIX YEARS LATER....

holy hell i just imed that quote to will LMAO

[Buffalo Phil]

"Drew, give me the flares."
"I forgot them"
"I TOLD YOU TO GET THE FUCKING FLARES AT YOUR HOUSE, WE WALKED 3 MILES INTO THE WOODS AND NEEDED THESE FLARES AND YOU FORGOT THEM AGAIN. GODDAMNIT DREW."

[Lawn Guyland]

How do you want to Die: either high speed wreck or sex

[Quartney]

i think at one point or another we were all friends with "that kid"

dude...i dated one of them...FOR THREE YEARS. i blame will and phil for picking bad friends in high school.

[Lawn Guyland]

dude...i dated one of them...FOR THREE YEARS. i blame will and phil for picking bad friends in high school.

i think, unfortunately, will and phil were the only good guys in their HS

[Buffalo Phil]

The last thing Geoff Baranger ever said to me was 'Do you want to smoke a bowl on my porch?'

The image of a 7 foot stoned white kid in basketball shorts, already lit up asking me that question to which I replied 'no' will forever be burned into my memory like a third degree burn on the inside of my eyelids.

[HeavyMetal]

dude...i dated one of them...FOR THREE YEARS. i blame will and phil for picking bad friends in high school.

how do you pick good friends at fairfield high school?

[HeavyMetal]

The last thing Geoff Baranger ever said to me was 'Do you want to smoke a bowl on my porch?'

The image of a 7 foot stoned white kid in basketball shorts, already lit up asking me that question to which I replied 'no' will forever be burned into my memory like a third degree burn on the inside of my eyelids.

omfg this makes me laugh my ass off everytime

[Buffalo Phil]

how do you pick good friends at fairfield high school?

It's like picking out the least poisonous snake in a basket of Cobras.

[Lawn Guyland]

omfg this makes me laugh my ass off everytime

ive never seen someone go so super-stealth secret mode when we saw him outside the deli that day