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    A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin and asked; 'How did the human race start?'
    Sarah Palin answered, 'God made Adam and Eve; They had children; and so was all mankind made.'

    Two days later the girl wrote to Michelle Obama and asked the same question.
    Michelle Obama answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'

    The confused girl went to her father and said, 'Dad, how is it possible that Sarah Palin told me the Human
    race was created by God,
    And Michelle Obama said they evolved from monkeys.'

    The father answered, 'Well, Dear, it is very simple, Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors and Michelle Obama told you about hers.'
    Lady bugs don't like it when you paint stripes on them

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    dats not nice
    Originally posted by Ktmracer419
    some people choose video games
    some choose projects
    some choose welding random things together

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    • #3
      oh boy...hahaha
      mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
      2022 JL Rubicon

      Originally posted by hoggie101
      and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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      • #4
        i would just like to let everyone know, that i will no longer be telling any racist jokes, bacause racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
        #becauseJoeNitro

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          wow
          2009 silver JK - destination beachy jeep
          J10 project do want.
          "attack life. its just going to kill you anyway"

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          • #6
            Ryan
            2013 Wrangler

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            • #7
              racist jokes ftw

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              • #8
                As soon as I saw "monkeys", I knew where this was going.

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                  randal approves !

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Mike View Post


                      randal approves !
                      it's cool. i'm takin' it back.
                      erika. sweat and dirt;

                      00 xj & 93 yj.

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                      • #12
                        Porch monkey 4 life!! Haha
                        Watch your backhoe, I'm the John Deere man.

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                        • #13
                          Funny!
                          I need the 4.0L!!!!!!!!!!!

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                          • #14
                            Sarah Palin makes me want to myself to death.
                            You're a ___________

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Danksters View Post
                              Sarah Palin makes me want to myself to death.
                              S'ok. Michele Obama is the end result of Chewbacca mating with a Mutant Spider.
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