Today I was driving through newtown and I see a dark blue TJ on 33's at a stoplight. I'm sitting there thinking "why the fuck does that look familiar?" Then as I drive by I see it's a girl driving. Not just any girl though, it was the real TJamanda! I couldn't believe my eyes, musta been a Christmas miracle or something. It was like seeing the Virgin Mary, except TJamanda is a ho.

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