EVERYONE, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!

[Lawn Guyland]

I HAVE AN URGENT BREAKING NEWS STORY AND I NEED ALL OF YOU TO STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LISTEN TO ME.

CANNONBALL!!!!!!!

[Magilla]

dude... the gas station is out of gas. no lie. i went there to fill up....... NO GAS.

theres only 1 station near you? i live in the fucking woods and got 4 in 5 mile radius

[Lawn Guyland]

omg noooooooo gas we're all gonna dieeeeee

[Henchman]

Whoever came up with this needs to die. Work has been fucking hell since I got here. Fuck working dairy. I've never seen it so busy and it's not even snowing yet! There was no place to park in the parking lot so I had to park in the back in the woods. While I was walking into work I saw rob zombie and his wife.

[Lawn Guyland]

Whoever came up with this needs to die. Work has been fucking hell since I got here. Fuck working dairy. I've never seen it so busy and it's not even snowing yet! There was no place to park in the parking lot so I had to park in the back in the woods. While I was walking into work I saw rob zombie and his wife.

WHAT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND? WE NEED MILKKKKKKKKKKKK!

[Nick]

NICKKKKKKKKKK HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET HOMEEEEEEEEEE

on foot if necessary

[Lawn Guyland]

on foot if necessary

i know..so urgent you get back to rich ASAP

[Buffalo Phil]

BRING IT ON SNOW. MY GRAND WAGONEER WILL EAT YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT.

[JoeNitro]

[Nick]

i know..so urgent you get back to rich ASAP

yeah i feel like arguing things

[Lawn Guyland]

yeah i feel like arguing things

must be a gentile thing

[SillyBoys]

so...wheres this snow???? cuz i have none....

[Hydra]

You guys know nothing, I have been working at stop and shop since 12, I'll be here till ten....

[Nick]

must be a gentile thing

it is.

[Lawn Guyland]

it is.

don't be upset...how do you think i feel? the sorrentino thing to do is walk around saying 'everybody loves the situation, the girls, they all want the situation'