EVERYONE, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!

[Lawn Guyland]

man if they gave me money for this show i'd be very rich haha

[Magilla]

man if they gave me money for this show i'd be very rich haha

no you wouldnt because all of the shows corporate sponsoring is backing out

[jeepbogger4x4]

GO OUT AND GET BREAD AND MILK WHILE YOU STILL CAN! TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and beer. lots and lots of beer

[Magilla]

and beer. lots and lots of beer

he doesnt drink beer or alcohol

[jeepbogger4x4]

NO WAY HITTING GURLZ IS RONG NO MATTER WHAT IM A REAL MAN ITS HOW REAL MEN ARE RAISED!!1111111!!!

i agree with this completely. however that punch was one of the funniest i've seen in a long time.

[Henchman]

So I just got home from work. IT FUCKING SUCKED.
Customer: Do you have milk?
Me: No we are waiting for the delivery.
Customer: Can I have 2% gallon
Me: Ma'am, We do not have ANY milk. We are waiting for the milk delivery too show up.

People don't fucking understand. I mean the shelf is COMPLETELY EMPTY. We wouldn't leave it fucking empty.

As I'm working in the back room someone peaks in:
Customer: Do you have any milk back here?
Me: No we do not. We are waiting for the delivery.
Customer: What about right there. Thats milk.
Me: No ma'am thats not milk.
Customer: Check it. There has to be SOME MILK BACK HERE!
Me: No ma'am. Thats ALL eggnog there is NO MILK here.

WTF DON"T PEOPLE UNDERSTAND. THERE IS NO FUCKING MILK

FUCK THE PEOPLE.

[Lawn Guyland]

BUT WE NEEDDDZZ DA MILKKKKK

[Nick]

why does milk become essential during a snowstorm

[Quartney]

why does milk become essential during a snowstorm

I was wondering the same...what about water???

[Magilla]

because it will be good after a day with no power

water i can understand

[Lawn Guyland]

i guess cause milk is used with a lot of things? plus you can never have too much cereal

[Henchman]

You're all wrong. They come and get Milk, eggs and bread. Which means fawking FRENCH TOAST.

And the district manager said there has to be a manager that stays in the store all night. So one of the managers at work is sleeping there and getting double time for it

[Lawn Guyland]

You're all wrong. They come and get Milk, eggs and bread. Which means fawking FRENCH TOAST.

And the district manager said there has to be a manager that stays in the store all night. So one of the managers at work is sleeping there and getting double time for it

thats awesome haha...my dad plows for the FD he works for and gets paid veryyy nice overtime...and when it snows overnight they all just hang out in the lounge there, order food, play video games, watch tv until they gotta go out

[Nick]

i mean, wouldnt you want stuff that doesnt need to be refrigerated, or stuff that doesnt go stale?

[Lawn Guyland]

i mean, wouldnt you want stuff that doesnt need to be refrigerated, or stuff that doesnt go stale?

you would think...but. well, people don't think when the end of the world is near