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  • So I was killing Zombies...

    ...When the doorbell rings at fucking 2:45 in the morning. BADASS.

    I was minding my own business while listening to the screams and cries of the undead being purged by automatic gunfire with my headphones on, so even if I heard the doorbell, I would have ignored it anyway. Then my Mother comes bursting into my room, I can't hear her at first but all I get was 'Cop at - front door'

    Oh fucking SUITE.

    So I go downstairs and there is the officer. This is about how the following conversation went.

    Officer: 'Phil?'
    'Yes?'
    -'Is the plating yours?'
    '...wut?'
    -'The plating...'
    'The Plating?'
    -'The plating Company'
    'Superior Plating?'
    -'Is the plating company yours?'
    'No...'
    -'Do you work on Lacey Place?'
    'Yeah, I work across the street in the Ruger Building.'
    -'What about Superior Plating?'
    'I've never worked there.'
    -'You are Phil Larocca...right?'
    'Yes, yes I am.'
    -'I was just told to come here and tell you to go down to Superior Plating'
    'why?'
    -'The building is on fire and you are a listed contact'
    'For superior plating? I don't work there.'
    -'I was just told to tell you to go down there and talk to the fire chief.'
    'Uhm....OK...I'll go right now.'



    So I take myself away from saving the planet from an apocalypse and I put some pants on and go down to Southport and talk to the fire chief.

    He practically laughed at me.

    'The Ruger building is fine, no fire damage, you guys are all set.'

    Oh. Sweet. Well, right as I was leaving the Hazmat guys were gearing up, so the fire at SUPERIOR PLATING must have been pretty damn big, but then again, some of the chemicals in that building probably aren't suppose to be on fire.

    My Boss is going to get a fucking earful tomorrow.
    Last edited by Buffalo Phil; 11-26-2009, 04:03 AM.
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  • #2
    man that sucks
    Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
    didnt this thread start with Jon being gay? what happened to that?
    Originally posted by Lawn Guyland
    he's still gay we've just moved on to more important issues
    Originally posted by Zullius Caesar
    i grab dude's junk all the time, doesn't make me gay.

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    • #3
      2 tj's
      3 yj's
      2 xj's
      i'm a jeep whore

      "id walk 6 hours one way to suck a fart out of megan fox's ass"

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      • #4
        Only you Phil. only you.
        "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
        It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

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        • #5
          I hope you don't mind if I point and laugh at you.->

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          • #6
            HHHEYYYYYY DAAAAVVVVEEEEE!! DID YOU HEAR PLATING IS ON FIRE!!
            - Will


            Originally posted by fizzy
            or am asians pants not a read end lol.
            Originally posted by DizzDizz
            aliens probed my husband

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            • #7
              #becauseJoeNitro

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              • #8
                how dare they interrupt the Zombie killing. thats like slapping America in the face
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                • #9
                  wtf
                  mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
                  2022 JL Rubicon

                  Originally posted by hoggie101
                  and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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                  • #10
                    http://www.wtnh.com/dpp/news/fairfie...port-warehouse
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed View Post
                      Only you Phil. only you.
                      Fucking seriously right?

                      It really didn't help the officer had ZERO fucking idea what he was talking about.

                      When he looked at my straight in my face and asked 'IS THE PLATING YOURS' I knew it was going to be a long night.
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                      • #12
                        Southport (WTNH) - Fairfield firefighters spent hours Thursday morning dousing a dangerous chemical fire at a metal processing plant. The fire was believed to be started by one Philip Larocca, who was listed under the emergency contacts for the plant. Investigators are currently looking into the possibility that Larocca had some sort of plan in place to burn down the entire complex due to a previous disagreement with his boss regarding his weekend scheduling conflicts. It also marked the beginning of Larocca's birthday. "This is all too much of a coincidence" said the fire chief.
                        - Will


                        Originally posted by fizzy
                        or am asians pants not a read end lol.
                        Originally posted by DizzDizz
                        aliens probed my husband

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                        • #13
                          oh snape
                          mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
                          2022 JL Rubicon

                          Originally posted by hoggie101
                          and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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                          • #14
                            Maybe you should have died in that chemical fire.
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                            • #15
                              could have been like dead center where the building is on fire and zombies are in hazmat suits.....L4D2 in real life phil!!!!
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