yeah I'm not worried though, I don't keep anything important in there anyways
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I can ride my bike with no handlebars
I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to "De Colores"
I can keep rhythm with no metronome
I can see your face on the telephone
I can make money open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
And I can make you wanna buy a product
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance
I can lead a nation with a microphone
I can split the atoms of a molecule
I can hand out a million vaccinations
I can make anybody go to prison
I can do anything with no permission
I can guide a missile by satellite
I can hit a target through a telescope
and I can end the planet in a holocaust
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Originally posted by Pedro View Postlets see how many people cut themselves on beer cans tonight...
Originally posted by DrThunder View PostHardcore unicycler, race lawn mowers
As for me, I can make a few obnoxious sounds (whistleing/waterdrop, etc.) can hold my breath for over 2 min. Can shotgun a beer bottle, and uhhh, well, I kill D35s like its my job.
sooo, yeah... thats me. enjoy."Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.
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Originally posted by jeepxj88 View Posthahahahahaha im pissing my pants over here.P8R
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Originally posted by Ktmracer419 View PostI can ride my bike with no handlebars
I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to "De Colores"
I can keep rhythm with no metronome
I can see your face on the telephone
I can make money open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
And I can make you wanna buy a product
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance
I can lead a nation with a microphone
I can split the atoms of a molecule
I can hand out a million vaccinations
I can make anybody go to prison
I can do anything with no permission
I can guide a missile by satellite
I can hit a target through a telescope
and I can end the planet in a holocaust
And I can also do all of the above as well."Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.
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