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  • #31
    yeah I'm not worried though, I don't keep anything important in there anyways
    1993 XJ sport 3.5" rustys 33" MTZ's armored.
    1999 sierra
    1967 M725 Big and Slow
    -Dan

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    • #32
      Originally posted by wannabejeep View Post
      yeah I'm not worried though, I don't keep anything important in there anyways
      well see i would like to poop everyday

      97 TJ that I think is pretty neat.

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      • #33
        mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
        2022 JL Rubicon

        Originally posted by hoggie101
        and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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        • #34
          Originally posted by CumminsJeep View Post
          well see i would like to poop everyday
          you still can....it's just totally out of your control
          1993 XJ sport 3.5" rustys 33" MTZ's armored.
          1999 sierra
          1967 M725 Big and Slow
          -Dan

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          • #35
            hahahahahahahhaa

            97 TJ that I think is pretty neat.

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            • #36
              hahahahahaha im pissing my pants over here.

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              • #37
                It's all fun and games until someone shits inside their liver...

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                • #38
                  ewwwwwies

                  97 TJ that I think is pretty neat.

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                  • #39
                    I can ride my bike with no handlebars

                    I can show you how to do-si-do
                    I can show you how to scratch a record
                    I can take apart the remote control
                    I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
                    I can tell you about Leif Ericson
                    I know all the words to "De Colores"
                    I can keep rhythm with no metronome
                    I can see your face on the telephone
                    I can make money open up a thrift store
                    I can make a living off a magazine
                    I can design an engine sixty four
                    Miles to a gallon of gasoline
                    I can make new antibiotics
                    I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
                    I know how to run a business
                    And I can make you wanna buy a product
                    I see the strings that control the systems
                    I can do anything with no assistance
                    I can lead a nation with a microphone
                    I can split the atoms of a molecule
                    I can hand out a million vaccinations
                    I can make anybody go to prison
                    I can do anything with no permission
                    I can guide a missile by satellite
                    I can hit a target through a telescope

                    and I can end the planet in a holocaust
                    www.eatsleepexp.wordpress.com

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Pedro View Post
                      lets see how many people cut themselves on beer cans tonight...
                      Damnit. Ill start, turns out.


                      Originally posted by DrThunder View Post
                      Hardcore unicycler, race lawn mowers
                      And I think you win.


                      As for me, I can make a few obnoxious sounds (whistleing/waterdrop, etc.) can hold my breath for over 2 min. Can shotgun a beer bottle, and uhhh, well, I kill D35s like its my job.

                      sooo, yeah... thats me. enjoy.
                      "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
                      It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by jeepxj88 View Post
                        hahahahahaha im pissing my pants over here.
                        x fuckin 2
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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Ktmracer419 View Post
                          I can ride my bike with no handlebars

                          I can show you how to do-si-do
                          I can show you how to scratch a record
                          I can take apart the remote control
                          I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
                          I can tell you about Leif Ericson
                          I know all the words to "De Colores"
                          I can keep rhythm with no metronome
                          I can see your face on the telephone
                          I can make money open up a thrift store
                          I can make a living off a magazine
                          I can design an engine sixty four
                          Miles to a gallon of gasoline
                          I can make new antibiotics
                          I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
                          I know how to run a business
                          And I can make you wanna buy a product
                          I see the strings that control the systems
                          I can do anything with no assistance
                          I can lead a nation with a microphone
                          I can split the atoms of a molecule
                          I can hand out a million vaccinations
                          I can make anybody go to prison
                          I can do anything with no permission
                          I can guide a missile by satellite
                          I can hit a target through a telescope

                          and I can end the planet in a holocaust

                          And I can also do all of the above as well.
                          "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
                          It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

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                          • #43
                            sam breaks d44's like it's his job, i think that beats d35 breakage...

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                            • #44
                              Hey, I didnt say it was a pissing contest. i just said i was good at it.
                              "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
                              It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

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                              • #45
                                This got pretty raunchy.
                                "Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but rising up everytime we fail."



                                -Melanie-

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