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On Sunday, October 11th, 2009, my boyfriend, better known as "HeavyMetal" of SiSOffroad or William Gentile, of HeavyMetalConcepts, trusted you in leaving a one "DesertMetal" at your place of residence. It was said that shortly after the delivery of "DesertMetal," you would help assist the vehicle onto the street on which you live, so that a tow truck could come and pick up "DesertMetal" so that a "HeavyMetal" could obtain back the wheel spacers he so generously provided for "DesertMetal" to use.
It is now Wednesday, November 4th, 2009. Now, I can understand that you have a very busy lifestyle, arriving late for your shifts to Stop & Shop and handing out free tires that a Erich Heckmann once owned. I now understand that Erich does not care about these tires and would rather spend his time with his love, better known CW, and driving his new MK II around, and that we should all Text <3 him.
Now Dillon, I know that both "DesertMetal" and "HeavyMetal" are not my vehicles, but it is my responsibility as William Gentile's girlfriend to make sure that he is happy and pleased at all times. Every Thursday I am reminded of how sad "HeavyMetal" is when I arrived in the great town of Fairfield, Connecticut. When "HeavyMetal" is sad, William Gentile is sad, causing myself, Nicole Sorrentino, to be sad.
So please Dillon, stop making us sad. We just want to be happy again.
If "DesertMetal" does not find its way to the street ASAP, I will send a "BuffaloPhil," aka Mr. Philip Larocca to your house/place of occupation, and make him yell at you like he did that fine day of trail-cutting in Wolcott, Connecticut.
Do you really want that Dillon? Do you?
Love,
Nicole.
On Sunday, October 11th, 2009, my boyfriend, better known as "HeavyMetal" of SiSOffroad or William Gentile, of HeavyMetalConcepts, trusted you in leaving a one "DesertMetal" at your place of residence. It was said that shortly after the delivery of "DesertMetal," you would help assist the vehicle onto the street on which you live, so that a tow truck could come and pick up "DesertMetal" so that a "HeavyMetal" could obtain back the wheel spacers he so generously provided for "DesertMetal" to use.
It is now Wednesday, November 4th, 2009. Now, I can understand that you have a very busy lifestyle, arriving late for your shifts to Stop & Shop and handing out free tires that a Erich Heckmann once owned. I now understand that Erich does not care about these tires and would rather spend his time with his love, better known CW, and driving his new MK II around, and that we should all Text <3 him.
Now Dillon, I know that both "DesertMetal" and "HeavyMetal" are not my vehicles, but it is my responsibility as William Gentile's girlfriend to make sure that he is happy and pleased at all times. Every Thursday I am reminded of how sad "HeavyMetal" is when I arrived in the great town of Fairfield, Connecticut. When "HeavyMetal" is sad, William Gentile is sad, causing myself, Nicole Sorrentino, to be sad.
So please Dillon, stop making us sad. We just want to be happy again.
If "DesertMetal" does not find its way to the street ASAP, I will send a "BuffaloPhil," aka Mr. Philip Larocca to your house/place of occupation, and make him yell at you like he did that fine day of trail-cutting in Wolcott, Connecticut.
Do you really want that Dillon? Do you?
Love,
Nicole.
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