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  • #1

    Dear Chinese Food,

    Never Again



    -Love Jon







    Its 2:30am and I'm sitting at my desk listening to Wang Chung "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" wondering if i'm going to die
    I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp
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  • #2
    Who the hell was General Tso anyway?
    I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

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    • #3
      General Tso, or Zuo Zongtang, a Qing dynasty general and statesman. Most likely the dish is an American invention.
      You're a ___________

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      • #4
        OMG MAKE IT STOPPPPPPPPPPPP



        Trying that sleep thing again
        I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Danksters View Post
          General Tso, or Zuo Zongtang, a Qing dynasty general and statesman. Most likely the dish is an American invention.
          I refuse to believe some made in America did this to me
          I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

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          • #6
            Originally posted by ninetysix-ex-jay View Post
            OMG MAKE IT STOPPPPPPPPPPPP



            Trying that sleep thing again
            I can't sleep for shit right now.....
            You're a ___________

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Danksters View Post
              I can't sleep for shit right now.....
              Me either. Wheres RJ he doesn't sleep ever
              I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

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              • #8
                3am



                Kill Me
                I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

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                • #9
                  man up, have a beer, and when youre hungry again in a half an hour, eat more chinese... you'll live
                  "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
                  It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

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                  • #10
                    msg is a hellava drug
                    "when I'm riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive...when I stop riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive"

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Danksters View Post
                      General Tso, or Zuo Zongtang, a Qing dynasty general and statesman. Most likely the dish is an American invention.
                      how dare you turn this around on america
                      - Will


                      Originally posted by fizzy
                      or am asians pants not a read end lol.
                      Originally posted by DizzDizz
                      aliens probed my husband

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by HeavyMetal View Post
                        how dare you turn this around on america
                        -Caleb

                        Crawl Daddy Champion 2011

                        1999 XJ 4 inchs of lift or so, 35s and some other stuff.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Bigbike View Post
                          EXACCTLLYYYYY
                          - Will


                          Originally posted by fizzy
                          or am asians pants not a read end lol.
                          Originally posted by DizzDizz
                          aliens probed my husband

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                          • #14
                            What kind of bitch can't handle General Tso's?
                            Is it egg nog season yet?

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                            • #15
                              general tso is the man
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