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    A man was walking across the road with his wife when he was involved in an accident. He was in a coma for two days before he finally regained consciousness.

    When he opened his eyes, his wife was there beside him. He held her hands and said meaningfully "You have always been by my side. When I was a struggling University student, I failed again and again. And sometimes, even my re-writes as well. You were there beside me, encouraging me to go on trying..."

    She squeezed his hands as he continued. "When I went for all the major interviews and failed to clinch any of the jobs, you were there beside me, cutting out more adverts for me to apply..."

    He continued, "Then I started work at this little firm and finally got to handle a big contract. I blew it because of one little mistake. And you were there beside me."

    "Then I finally got another job after being laid off for some time. But I never seem to be promoted and my hard work was not recognized. As such, remained in the same position from the day I joined the company till now...And you were still beside me..."

    Her eyes brimmed with tears as she listened to her husband "And now I had an accident and when I woke up, you are here beside me...".

    "There's something I'd really like to say to you..."

    She flung herself on the bed to hug her husband, sobbing with emotion.

    He said, "I think you bring me bad luck ... now fuck off"
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    Hahaha thats a pretty good one

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    • #3
      An angry wife met her husband at the door.

      There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?"

      "There is," he replied. "Breakfast."
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      • #4
        mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
        2022 JL Rubicon

        Originally posted by hoggie101
        and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Lawn Guyland View Post
          Get to cooking woman.
          You're a ___________

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Danksters View Post
            Get to cooking woman.
            ill be lots of cooking this weekend


            not for you though
            mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
            2022 JL Rubicon

            Originally posted by hoggie101
            and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View Post
              An angry wife met her husband at the door.

              There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?"

              "There is," he replied. "Breakfast."
              I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

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              • #8
                SillyBoys... Jeeps are for Girls...
                2.5" lift on 33's

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Lawn Guyland View Post
                  ill be lots of cooking this weekend


                  not for you though
                  me?
                  1996 xj, waggy 44 front 5.13 gears aussie trussed, 3 links, 3.5" coils, spooled 8.8 rear, 38" tsl sx's, tnt front bumper, jesus freaks rear bumper, Olympic top hat roof rack, bunch of dumb shit
                  2001 wj tbd
                  1974 5 ton

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Cletus View Post
                    me?
                    if you're in new paltz sure haha

                    otherwise william is the lucky man
                    mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
                    2022 JL Rubicon

                    Originally posted by hoggie101
                    and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Cletus View Post
                      me?
                      you wish
                      You're a ___________

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                      • #12
                        woman trouble?

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