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    true story, driving home tonight i hit a dear doing 50 in my truck (chevy 1500). I got pissed (me and deer have a bad track record) so i turned around and hit it again. then did a break stand on it. fuck deer, there is no damage to my truck
    "when I'm riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive...when I stop riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive"

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    Holy fuck Dana! You need to terminate ALL deer in your area!
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    • #3
      pics because break stands on deer happen



      "when I'm riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive...when I stop riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive"

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      • #4
        and i dont give a fuck if i spelled brake wrong. fuck deer
        "when I'm riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive...when I stop riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive"

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        • #5
          nice. there's chewed up deer heart all over the road now
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          • #6
            Holy fuck that's wrong but fucking awesome at the same time
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            ATM anyone?

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            • #7
              OMFG a fucking brake stand on a deer

              Originally posted by 4BangerTJ View Post
              Holy fuck that's wrong but fucking awesome at the same time

              x2!!!!!!
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              or am asians pants not a read end lol.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by grundlepunch View Post
                true story, driving home tonight i hit a dear doing 50 in my truck (chevy 1500). I got pissed (me and deer have a bad track record) so i turned around and hit it again. then did a break stand on it. fuck deer, there is no damage to my truck
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                • #9
                  bahahahahahahahaha that is histerical. This story made my morning

                  97 TJ that I think is pretty neat.

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                  • #10
                    That's really friggin gross and really friggin awesome at the same time! Remind me not to piss you off.....

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Ktmracer419
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                      some choose projects
                      some choose welding random things together

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                      • #12
                        wow, i wonder that the people who drove by it this morning seeing black tire marks and a cut in half deer carcass around it think
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                        • #13
                          dana... you are the fucking man
                          Originally posted by Fast Orange
                          if you piss all over the floor and get 3 drops in the bowl do you count that as good? granted i'm good for a sprinkle or two on the seat, but you leave all of our feet wet, metaphorically speaking of course
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by grundlepunch View Post
                            and i dont give a fuck if i spelled brake wrong. fuck deer


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                            • #15
                              chevy trucks ftw
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