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  • Fuck the Garden State Parkway

    Ive never taken the garden state parkway before, but every toll in MD/DE/NJ/NY that ive ever been through takes cash.

    I went to visit my friend in highlands NJ yesterday, and I get on the Garden state parkway and go to the cash line, and its a 1.00 dollar toll, and it said exact change only, no cash. I didnt have any change on me so i was thinking about throwing a dollar bill in there but then I thought it might not register, so i looked on the floor and under the seats and found some change, not sure if it was a dollar or not, but I just chucked it in and motored along. Then, when I got off the Parkway, I pull up to another toll booth, and it was 35 cents. I rememberd i had some change at the bottom of my glove box so I emptied all the shit i had in there out, and found the change. I opened my window, yelled "FUCK YOU NEW JERSEY" and launched the change at the basket. It bounced off the wall, and none of it went down the hole. FML. I wasnt wearing shoes, and there was a long line of cars behind me and it was dark so I wasnt gonna get out of the jeep, I just drove through.


    Am I gonna get a ticket, or whats gonna happen.

  • #2
    you will get a letter in the mail from NJ DOT penalizing you for i believe 25 dollars, with a pic of you and your plate.

    happened to me before. (after i actually paid the toll correctly, mind you)

    you can contest it, but what can u say really, lol
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    • #3
      fuck that state, even more of a reason to hate it.

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      • #4
        from what i remember there are cash/receipt lanes. they have red signs above them. I have used them before when i drove the work vans last summer.

        or ez-pass ftw
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        • #5
          they got 'fuck you new jersey" on video

          niceeee
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          • #6
            jersey haha

            get an ezpass ftw
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            • #7
              WAH WAH WAH

              97 TJ that I think is pretty neat.

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              • #8
                Nets suck, Devils suck, Jersey sucks.
                You're a ___________

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                • #9
                  $25 ticket. suck it up and learn to read CASH RECIEPTS not EXACT CHANGE
                  I drive a Datsun

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Burton58 View Post
                    $25 ticket. suck it up and learn to read CASH RECIEPTS not EXACT CHANGE
                    this.

                    and fuck you too
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Danksters View Post
                      Nets suck, Devils suck, Jersey sucks.
                      its only funny when its new york.

                      jersey sucking is a well known fact
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