"A 6-year-old Colorado boy feared to have floated off in a helium balloon has been found safe at his home, hiding in a cardboard box in the garage attic." Sheriff Jim Alderman
He said the boy apparently has been in the attic the whole time.
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shitty fucking parents. end of story. my kid would never pull that shit.
Originally posted by Fast Orange
if you piss all over the floor and get 3 drops in the bowl do you count that as good? granted i'm good for a sprinkle or two on the seat, but you leave all of our feet wet, metaphorically speaking of course
Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
I find adam sandler strangely attractive, it must be josh's fault. god that kid sucks
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flown all around
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I flew in a balloon filled with hot air
In... west Colorado born and raised
in the backyard is where I spent most of my days
soarin and swoopin all cool
and flyin a balloon instead of bein in school
when a couple of tethers
where up to no good
made me fly up out my neighborhood
Went on one little flight and my dad got scared
said "My sons in that basket up in the air"
So.. whistled for a chopper and when it came near
The side said 'Channel 9' and it had guys in there
If anything i could say that this situation was rare,
but i thought ' ah forget it, jump out, no care.'
I landed on the ground from about 7 or 8
and yelled to the news crew "yo homes, find me later"
I was finally there,
to sit in my basket and the king of hot air.
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