Well well well what HAVE we here?

[Henchman]

This thread brings LAWLZ

[OTTE]

[Buffalo Phil]

It seems the arrival of a new kitten rekindles the simple love hate relationship that a mature representative of a species has over an immature animal, almost in the same way that a human has with it's own offspring. Such a momentous occasion turned topsy turvey when sleep is trying to be obtained so mundane tasks can be performed in the morning with little to no effort. Battling sleep while dealing with precision machinery is not exactly 'Enthralling'. The phrase 'curiosity killed the cat' has taken on a new meaning in this day in age. Rather then implying that one, with enough curiosity, will undertake an exploration that might lead to ones demise, all in the sake of answering a question, it instead has been brought to the level of a child with ADHD, scanning for something shiny and overwhelmingly awesome, finding said object, then instantly losing focus on what it was doing and the search begins again.

The killing part of 'killed the cat' comes from the anger of the mature representative of the species wanted to bludgeon the newborn with a lead pipe and get some peace and quite whilst attempting to sleep, an indirect relationship only strung together by the strings of Ownership.

When parents cannot get any sleep, they attempt with such haste to get their offspring back to sleep, so when they wake in the morning, they are ALL well rested. Murder is not usually an option in a situation like that only because you will end up in jail. Such blind hate is subsided by reality and the fact that it is your child.

Blind anger towards a kitten results in you walking across the room, wrestling it out of the entanglement of wires and ammunition stored behind your desk, and holding it up only to find it's cute, adorable face staring right back at you. It lets out the slightest 'Meow', one which embodies and entire world of innocence in a single noise, let forth from the vocal chords of the kitten, causing you to lose all hated for the creature and wanting to smother it in hugs until it's head erupts like a fragmentation grenade, spitting out marshmallows and rainbows at high velocities.

This events happens over and over throughout the night. When one object in the room becomes boring and mundane, another object on the other side of the room becomes fascinating and a mad dash to assault that object with it's over-sized paws ensues. I already awoke once to the kitten attempting to assault my Face, which she found mesmerizing to a degree where it held her attention for at least 4 minutes. She soon succumbed to the inevitable sleep, only to be awoken hastily by an object on the other side of the room that made absolutely no noise or movement, yet somehow grabbed her attention at a subconscious level, and the process began again.

I am grateful that these animals only live for so long, only because they reach maturity in an extremely short time span.

Why is the new kitten in my room?


The other cat wants to rip it's face off for reasons that may not be so different from mine.

[CumminsJeep]

I went through the same stuff with my roomates kitten over the summer. Everytime I would pick her up to take her back upstairs she would just look at me with that little face and I would simply turn around, go back into my room, and put her on the floor and climb back into bed. she had a thing for jumping on my face at all hours of the night

[grundlepunch]

smother it in hugs until it's head erupts like a fragmentation grenade, spitting out marshmallows and rainbows at high velocities.

thank you. that just made my morning

[Pedro]

oh my fucking god phil you should write a book. That too made my morning

[Lawn Guyland]

[Jakitabanana]

[Arundlemcbrundle]

look at all that muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud

[Buffalo Phil]

I try.

[JoeNitro]

wow that was great....

[Danksters]

this must be your first cat

[Buffalo Phil]

this must be your first cat

Actually it isn't. This is somewhere around my 10th cat.

[Chaos]

Actually it isn't. This is somewhere around my 10th cat.

I thought you would have learned about the cable-fetish with cats by now

[Hydra]

CATS IS DA DEBUL

my cats name is Scourge, no joke, for obvious reasons