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    A tad tipsy, Daniel?

    dcburton483 (2:10:01 AM): i apoligize in advance for anything i post on sis im far to drunk to be on tje computor

    Auto response from RangerZ24 (2:10:01 AM): i wanna take you through a wasteland i like to call my home

    Welcome to Paradise

    dcburton483 (2:10:24 AM): i should probably be banned until lime 3 tomorrow
    dcburton483 (2:18:53 AM): ha
    dcburton483 (2:18:58 AM): me and my friedn jim
    dcburton483 (2:19:01 AM): wer with this girkl
    dcburton483 (2:19:06 AM): and she puked
    dcburton483 (2:19:09 AM): and farted at the same time
    dcburton483 (2:19:20 AM): woah woah
    dcburton483 (2:19:22 AM): worng im

    - Will


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  • #2
    Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
    didnt this thread start with Jon being gay? what happened to that?
    Originally posted by Lawn Guyland
    he's still gay we've just moved on to more important issues
    Originally posted by Zullius Caesar
    i grab dude's junk all the time, doesn't make me gay.

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    • #3
      HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

      97 TJ that I think is pretty neat.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by HeavyMetal View Post
        dcburton483 (2:10:01 AM): i apoligize in advance for anything i post on sis im far to drunk to be on tje computor

        Auto response from RangerZ24 (2:10:01 AM): i wanna take you through a wasteland i like to call my home

        Welcome to Paradise

        dcburton483 (2:10:24 AM): i should probably be banned until lime 3 tomorrow
        dcburton483 (2:18:53 AM): ha
        dcburton483 (2:18:58 AM): me and my friedn jim
        dcburton483 (2:19:01 AM): wer with this girkl
        dcburton483 (2:19:06 AM): and she puked
        dcburton483 (2:19:09 AM): and farted at the same time
        dcburton483 (2:19:20 AM): woah woah
        dcburton483 (2:19:22 AM): worng im

        Awesome...even better than drunk dialing because there is a log to show everyone on the intarwebz how fucked up he was.
        You're a ___________

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        • #5
          No worries, I'm not actually back, I'm just reminiscing about the old days.


          ForSure Motorsports
          Win or Lose, We Booze.


          Vice President of Internal Affairs at Dirty Donny's House of Hookers

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          • #6
            Fucking epic
            1998 XJ.....Finally.
            1997 ZJ 4.0L....The wife's ride.

            ...And I'm a Mac

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            • #7
              Sorry. At least I didn't do something stupid like post up nude pictures of myself. But seriously, this girl puked and farted at the same time, I was on the ground laughing hysterically.
              1993 XJ sport 3.5" rustys 33" MTZ's armored.
              1999 sierra
              1967 M725 Big and Slow
              -Dan

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              • #8
                Originally posted by wannabejeep View Post
                Sorry. At least I didn't do something stupid like post up nude pictures of myself. But seriously, this girl puked and farted at the same time, I was on the ground laughing hysterically.
                one time, in cancun, i had about 15 shots of tequila in about 2 hours. i crawled back to my hotel room, climbed in the shower (fully clothed) and puked and shat at the same time...


                now that was some funny shit
                Originally posted by Fast Orange
                if you piss all over the floor and get 3 drops in the bowl do you count that as good? granted i'm good for a sprinkle or two on the seat, but you leave all of our feet wet, metaphorically speaking of course
                Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
                I find adam sandler strangely attractive, it must be josh's fault. god that kid sucks

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                • #9
                  wow



                  wow
                  www.eatsleepexp.wordpress.com

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                  • #10
                    O Dan.
                    -Caleb

                    Crawl Daddy Champion 2011

                    1999 XJ 4 inchs of lift or so, 35s and some other stuff.

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                    • #11
                      BAHAHAHAHAHA awesome. was she hot?
                      P8R

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Ruecifur View Post
                        one time, in cancun, i had about 15 shots of tequila in about 2 hours. i crawled back to my hotel room, climbed in the shower (fully clothed) and puked and shat at the same time...


                        now that was some funny shit
                        They call that Full Body Purification.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Pedro View Post
                          BAHAHAHAHAHA awesome. was she hot?
                          shit no. But she puked off a 3rd floor balconey.

                          I'm in the same state of mind tonight, just not as stupid
                          1993 XJ sport 3.5" rustys 33" MTZ's armored.
                          1999 sierra
                          1967 M725 Big and Slow
                          -Dan

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