Man Rules

[Lawn Guyland]

see the difference with the toilet seat thing is, if its down not too big of a deal for you guys, if its up for girls, and you groggily go to pee in the middle of the night when you are basically sleep walking, you end up falling in....and thats not cool.

x2. not a fun time.

[Kyle]

Falling in to a toilet in a half drunkin/half unconcious state does not sound like fun.

[SANDS-77]

i should get these tattooed on my back

[Scotch]

These are awesome, but this is coming from a girl that never fell into the toilet.

[Mel]

see the difference with the toilet seat thing is, if its down not too big of a deal for you guys, if its up for girls, and you groggily go to pee in the middle of the night when you are basically sleep walking, you end up falling in....and thats not cool.

So totally not fun! x2 on that courtney...dont that once or twice.

[crosbike]

see the difference with the toilet seat thing is, if its down not too big of a deal for you guys, if its up for girls, and you groggily go to pee in the middle of the night when you are basically sleep walking, you end up falling in....and thats not cool.

I can wake up in the middle of the night and take a shit and remember to put the seat down. No excuse.

[Lawn Guyland]

go put on your lounge wear

[Even]

I'm not saying girls are right because if you have to sit down every time you go to the bathroom you would think it's easy to check if the seat is down, but are some guys that bad of aim that you have to put the seat up? I don't think i have ever took the time to do it.

[Buffalo Phil]

If I'm too groggy to aim into a toilet, I just piss in the shower.

[DrThunder]

but are some guys that bad of aim that you have to put the seat up? I don't think i have ever took the time to do it.

85% of the time I miss the entire toilet, doesn't matter if the seats up or down

[Even]

85% of the time I miss the entire toilet, doesn't matter if the seats up or down

I think we were all talking about if you are under 25 beers deep. Other than that i hear your pain.

[HitItWithSomeSpeed]

85% of the time I miss the entire toilet, doesn't matter if the seats up or down

nice.

1. Crying is blackmail.

thats hands down the funniest to me.

[wannabejeep]

Normally I stand on my bed and piss out the window. Until fall/winter come around then all the leaves fall off the trees and my neighbors can see my dong.

[rckymntn05]

Wow this is all so amazingly true and correct! This is like the man's bible!