attention self proclaimed "sickest XJ in the greater Danbury area..."

[Ktmracer419]

You know, this could have almost been an Open Letter if it was written correctly.

MIGHT

[grundlepunch]

this type of shit pisses me off.

like when you are meeting up to go wheeling or just got done, and everyone burns out of the parking lot...... makes us look bad and draws unnecessary attention.

[boobaru]

your only mistake

PSH! I appreciated the help from him thank you very much!

this type of shit pisses me off.

like when you are meeting up to go wheeling or just got done, and everyone burns out of the parking lot...... makes us look bad and draws unnecessary attention.

... good thing he's not a member and doesn't sport stickers

[#DEZERTDAD]

Are we talking about "jerkinoffjosh"?

[Toreadorranger]

this type of shit pisses me off.

like when you are meeting up to go wheeling or just got done, and everyone burns out of the parking lot...... makes us look bad and draws unnecessary attention.

Cant burn out if you trailer your junk.

[Danksters]

How many ways can one boy fail in 4 minutes... Oh let me count the ways...

Failure Number 1 - Starting your car in the Wendy's parking lot to red line twice to show off for girls.

Failure Number 2 - Backing out at a high rate of speed and almost hitting a Mazda 3.

Failure Number 3 - Peeling out of the parking lot, and almost being t-boned by an oncoming car... again

Failure Number 4 - Only to pull back into Wendy's parking lot to go through the drive-thru again, and once again revving out your motor.

Failure Number 5 - Then backing into the same spot one pulled out of and almost taking out an innocent garbage can.


According to my calculations that is 5 fails in 4 minutes. Which averages out to about 1 fail per every 45 seconds of your life, give or take a few seconds depending on the situation.

Mr. Fields, you now have the floor to try to attempt to rebut this burn, although I strongly feel that if you attempt to you will increase your fail rate per minute.


That is all.

Hilarious, simply hilarious. Quite the burn.

[boobaru]

Are we talking about "jerkinoffjosh"?

why yes, yes we are

Hilarious, simply hilarious. Quite the burn.

its true, just like stop. i went to a friends bon fire tonight, and his little brother is a friend of mr. fields and said oh yeah he said he MIGHT be going tomorrow which i found funny because of him putting emphasis on might sound familiar?

[CSaddict]

What an asshole....

[Clause]

Cant burn out if you trailer your junk.

you weren't with us that time at maball, then... cause then you wouldn't make that statement.

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

there's a kid who does this in New Haven. but he's got a lowered... yes, lowered... wrangler. with tiny ass whitewall tires and mad chrome.

[04WranglerX]

Cant burn out if you trailer your junk.

Wrong!

[Toreadorranger]

Well, I guess Ill take that back. My truck only has 160hp it wont be doing burnouts on the trailer.

[boobaru]

well thanks to aluminum crawler all i can honestly say is "jeepinjosh sucks taint!!!!!!" that totally made my day today so thanks!!!