attention self proclaimed "sickest XJ in the greater Danbury area..."

[boobaru]

How many ways can one boy fail in 4 minutes... Oh let me count the ways...

Failure Number 1 - Starting your car in the Wendy's parking lot to red line twice to show off for girls.

Failure Number 2 - Backing out at a high rate of speed and almost hitting a Mazda 3.

Failure Number 3 - Peeling out of the parking lot, and almost being t-boned by an oncoming car... again

Failure Number 4 - Only to pull back into Wendy's parking lot to go through the drive-thru again, and once again revving out your motor.

Failure Number 5 - Then backing into the same spot one pulled out of and almost taking out an innocent garbage can.


According to my calculations that is 5 fails in 4 minutes. Which averages out to about 1 fail per every 45 seconds of your life, give or take a few seconds depending on the situation.

Mr. Fields, you now have the floor to try to attempt to rebut this burn, although I strongly feel that if you attempt to you will increase your fail rate per minute.


That is all.

[Ktmracer419]

yea kid

thats some pretty immature retard-rated behavior

[hippie metal]

yea kid

thats some pretty immature retard-rated behavior

THIS.


shit was funny, went to buy cigarettes, and caught the show

[Even]

i was trying to figure out who the fuck this is until i read this

Mr. Fields

and burst into a fit of laughter

[wannabejeep]

goddamn josh. He was rippin around Mc Dicks at exit 8 just like that. He needs to accept the fact that it's a jeep, not a goddamn sports car.

[Even]

goddamn josh. He was rippin around Mc Dicks at exit 8 just like that. He needs to accept the fact that it's a jeep, not a goddamn sports car.

even if it were a sports car, i would still think hes a tool

[boobaru]

I know. I'm just so happy I got to witness the excitement of him acting like a HUGE tool/child. Don't forget he MIGHT go to the M&G. So we MIGHT be able to just tell him to his face all of the stuff we say here, and maybe he MIGHT understand. But then again he MIGHT not.

[Henchman]

He's bound to get hit in the nuts again

[robs02tj]

he should get hit in the balls for those actions

[HeavyMetal]

but guyyyyssss dont be mean to him this site is so meaaannnnn

[Buffalo Phil]

You know, this could have almost been an Open Letter if it was written correctly.

[CumminsJeep]

I have no words, none

[Pedro]

I have no words, none

technically you had 5..... just saying

[boobaru]

but guyyyyssss dont be mean to him this site is so meaaannnnn

it was totally deserved.

You know, this could have almost been an Open Letter if it was written correctly.

And yes I know but seeing as I am still kinda a noob (with my own account) I figured it wouldn't be the smartest thing to do as a first real post to him. Next time something completely dumb and immature is done on his part, I'll make a b-e-a-utiful open letter and I did have a little help from the Hippie

[Ruecifur]

and I did have a little help from the Hippie

your only mistake