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....I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
...The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.
...A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. From what I can tell, only the people who suck at it get mono and the flu.
...Was learning cursive really necessary? I haven't used it since the 8th grade.
...I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. Probably why I weigh so much.
...Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
...What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
...Normal women have two X chromosomes, but some of the sluttiest women I have ever met tell me they have three X chromosomes. I wonder if that is just a coincidence or they are genetically sluts.
...Can you hit a Ninja with a car? If someone asked you that, how would you respond??
...I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
...I think the worst feeling in the world really is that millisecond you know you are going to die a terrible death after leaning your chair back a little too far.
...If Carmen San Diego and Waldo had kids...would they even be able to find them??
...The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.
...A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. From what I can tell, only the people who suck at it get mono and the flu.
...Was learning cursive really necessary? I haven't used it since the 8th grade.
...I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. Probably why I weigh so much.
...Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
...What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
...Normal women have two X chromosomes, but some of the sluttiest women I have ever met tell me they have three X chromosomes. I wonder if that is just a coincidence or they are genetically sluts.
...Can you hit a Ninja with a car? If someone asked you that, how would you respond??
...I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
...I think the worst feeling in the world really is that millisecond you know you are going to die a terrible death after leaning your chair back a little too far.
...If Carmen San Diego and Waldo had kids...would they even be able to find them??
<------ me deprived of oxygen
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