dude jon you can really sing

[Magilla]

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[ninetysix-ex-jay]

SUCK A DICK RJ

[Magilla]

[Magilla]

Jon walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.After a week of this she can't stand it any longer! The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.The supervisor is puzzled by this and says what's wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?The woman replies, "He's a midget"!

[00:13] raze1287: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?
[00:13] fnphil900: Jon Maru?

[Buffalo Phil]

If you heard the story about Jon's encounter with a savage stripper, you'd understand.

[Henchman]

haha fucking awesome

[Lawn Guyland]

If you heard the story about Jon's encounter with a savage stripper, you'd understand.

oh jon.

[Bigbike]

[SANDS-77]

[HitItWithSomeSpeed]

lawl

[CumminsJeep]

jon's poor nose

[Vehicleless]

if your not spoiled you will go far!

[Clause]

ho-larious.

[Magilla]

Why does Jon always laugh when he runs through the grass? Because it tickles!

A tall woman met Jon at a party.

Jon was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman's apartment. "I can't imagine what it will be like making love to Jon," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all." "Just take off your cloths, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart and close your eyes," said Jon. The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times.
"If you think that was good," said Jon with a smirk, "Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"

[CumminsJeep]

Why does Jon always laugh when he runs through the grass? Because it tickles!

A tall woman met Jon at a party.

Jon was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman's apartment. "I can't imagine what it will be like making love to Jon," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all." "Just take off your cloths, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart and close your eyes," said Jon. The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times.
"If you think that was good," said Jon with a smirk, "Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"

I hope he cut his toenails