I'm not sure if there was a thread about this but...

[Ktmracer419]

motherfucker

shows you how good new england tech was

[wannabejeep]

well as far as windshields go I tapped a bug with my knuckle as I was driving in my burb and it put a 12 inch crack right there. Then I turned the heat on and the a crack spread across the entire windshield.

But the weirdest thing was when some asshole forgot to latch my hood. Once I hit 40 the hood flew up and I couldn't see shit. Didn't break my windshield but the hood was never the same.

[Scotch]

Nothing funny has happened to me, but my aunt keeps hitting birds. Two owls and a duck so far have flew at and hit her cars.

[CumminsJeep]

I had a distributor crap out going 75 down the garden state parkway with the GMC. completely shut the engine off and lost my brakes and power steering. that was fun. I also hit an owl with my Dodge Ram 250. that thing did burnouts that would contest corey's chevelle

[Pedro]

I had a distributor crap out going 75 down the garden state parkway with the GMC. completely shut the engine off and lost my brakes and power steering. that was fun. I also hit an owl with my Dodge Ram 250 CHILD MOLESTER VAN. that thing did burnouts that would contest corey's chevelle

fixed

no joke, this thing screamed child molestation. I'll try to find a pic

[Adam]

The fan shroud on my XJ decided to rip off and bounce around off the mech. fan quite a few times, that caused quite a racket.

And the other day on the highway going about 80 the fucking plastic molding around my windshield of all things peeled up and was making a god awful vibration/ smacking noise.

I jumped dodge duster over a bon fire in high school. On my buddies farm we had an old station wagon and one day bombing around the dirt roads that went aroudn the fields one of the wheels literally just rolled off. we skidded to a hault and the wheel went sailing past us down through the fields towards his house.

Oh and one time I was dropping some girls off at a party and some kid who was blacked out drunk cracked my windshield with his fist because he thought i was there for his sister (never been to the house in my life and didn't know the girl). Never did anything to him but I made him pay 250$ for a new windshield.