In the immortal words of my grandfather

[Ktmracer419]

nonono

it would be a good idea for you to purchase a vehicle that looks good with dents. if you think mid 90's eyesores look good with dents. then that would be a smart descision.

oh and obligatory

[HeavyMetal]

[Ktmracer419]

grow a sack and finger me back

(first person to make a sex joke out of this is a fag. i just wanted to say that because it rhymes)

[Magilla]

you are a fag for thinking about sex jokes while writing it

[Ktmracer419]

you are a fag for thinking about sex jokes while writing it

well its hard when you have even the horny homosexual pitcher all over the forum.

gotta prepare for the inevitable

[Magilla]

well its hard when you have even the horny homosexual pitcher all over the forum.

gotta prepare for the inevitable

point noted new sig

[Buffalo Phil]

half your dents are from cannonballs anyway at the battle of gettysburg

[Even]

damn you all to hell

[Ktmracer419]

damn you all to hell

stewie is gay btw, and you mimic stewie

[Lawn Guyland]

phil, your jeep was in the civil war!

[Ruecifur]

phil, your jeep was in the civil war!

i remember that... back when people weren't pussys like all you young whipper snappers are now a days

[Magilla]

stewie is gay btw, and you mimic stewie

But Bryan is the one who pisses on the carpet

[Buffalo Phil]

phil, your jeep was in the civil war!

It Spearheaded Sherman's march through South Carolina, Theodore Roosevelt drove it with the Rough Riders up San Juan Hill, Conquered the Trenches in WWI, Landed on the beaches of Normandy during WWII, Crushed Chinese Communists under the tires in the Korean War, Took a break during the Vietnam War to replace some parts but was going to be used in the Tehran hostage rescue incident but Carter said it was overkill. He still regrets using it to this day.

Then I purchased it in the 80s and just wheels new england every year.

The Wagoneer however....is a totally different story. During the American Revolutionary war, George Washington drove it over to England, killed the entire parliament and all persons part of the monarchy. It was later deemed 'Too Good' and never used again.

[Mighty Quine]

i hate when people do that. i wanna put nails behind their tires or spit on their window. i see alot of cock suckers who drive hummers do this

[Ruecifur]

i hate when people do that. i wanna put nails behind their tires or spit on their window. i see alot of cock suckers who drive hummers do this

pee in cup, pour pee in air duct inlet. easy revenge.