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    Kumho's skid 'n' sniff tires are going out to the "trend-setting, fashion-conscious drivers" who want their cars to rock something that no one else has: the sweet smell of lavender. Now then, while I wholeheartedly applaud Kumho's decision to bring something so unique to wheelwear, I question the choice of fragrance. Surely "Eau de Roadkill" or "Rocker's Crotch" would have been more marketable than the scent most associated with a slightly incontinent old queen who thrilled millions during her lifetime—no, not Liberace, I'm talking about Britain's late, lamented Queen Mother. Full blurb from Tire Rack's product page is below.
    http://gizmodo.com/357964/kumhos-lav...name-pointless
    1996 xj, waggy 44 front 5.13 gears aussie trussed, 3 links, 3.5" coils, spooled 8.8 rear, 38" tsl sx's, tnt front bumper, jesus freaks rear bumper, Olympic top hat roof rack, bunch of dumb shit
    2001 wj tbd
    1974 5 ton

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    you've got to be kidding me
    mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
    2022 JL Rubicon

    Originally posted by hoggie101
    and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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    • #3
      Just another Answer to a Problem no one had.
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      • #4
        wut. de. fuuuuuk.

        this is what scientists are creating????? what about cures for cancer...idgits....
        2009 silver JK - destination beachy jeep
        J10 project do want.
        "attack life. its just going to kill you anyway"

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Quartney View Post
          wut. de. fuuuuuk.

          this is what scientists are creating????? what about cures for cancer...idgits....
          I'm sure the scientists that work for tire companies really don't do work on creating a cure for Cancer...

          Well, the only way to cure this Cancer of Scented Tires is so simply Stop researching such useless fucking shit.
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          • #6
            Needs moar black ice
            Is it egg nog season yet?

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            • #7
              they topped the scorcher t/a. and i thought it couldnt be done.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by XJLI View Post
                they topped the scorcher t/a. and i thought it couldnt be done.

                Are those the tires that when you do a burnout, it changes the color of the smoke?
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                • #9
                  yes
                  1996 xj, waggy 44 front 5.13 gears aussie trussed, 3 links, 3.5" coils, spooled 8.8 rear, 38" tsl sx's, tnt front bumper, jesus freaks rear bumper, Olympic top hat roof rack, bunch of dumb shit
                  2001 wj tbd
                  1974 5 ton

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                  • #10
                    It would be the best if they combined the two.

                    Procomp should market them and call them Tires-O-Fail.
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                    • #11
                      combine them for a SENSORY OVERLOAD

                      edit: fawking phil speedy hands
                      - Will


                      Originally posted by fizzy
                      or am asians pants not a read end lol.
                      Originally posted by DizzDizz
                      aliens probed my husband

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