Who would win in an all-out death match?

[HeavyMetal]

i'm more upset that you misspelled my last name. You're going down shermanator

i lolled again

[Buffalo Phil]

[grundlepunch]

hop off
his dick.

He doesn't fit into this category, if you want to go make a poll for "Guys Evan strokes their e-penis deathmatch"
By all means.

fixed

[Magilla]

i also have uncontrollable anger at times

[Riot]

fixed

So far it's Kai, and Mike, who is the final guy evan?

[Even]

this thread has taken a sharp hairpin turn for me

[Ruecifur]

you'll know if evan strokes my e-penis because his e-hand will be orange

[Buffalo Phil]

i also have uncontrollable anger at times

Join the fucking club.

[HeavyMetal]

you'll know if evan strokes my e-penis because his e-hand will be orange

lolled, yet again.

can we go for the three-peat?

[Magilla]

Join the fucking club.

95% of it

[Riot]

"Which internet guy does Evan pop the most wood for?"
Mike R.
Kai
William G.

You may pick up to three answers.

[Buffalo Phil]

The lolz never stop.

[Ruecifur]

this thread has taken a sharp hairpin turn

much like you trying to evade the cops in a grand cherokee?

[Even]

you forgot you put yourself in there chris



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[Even]

much like you trying to evade the cops in a grand cherokee?

very similar as a matter of fact