Who would win in an all-out death match?

[HeavyMetal]

No weapons allowed.

Lank battle.

[Magilla]

sam injured or healed?

[HeavyMetal]

sam injured or healed?

sam in normal shape.

though u can take into account how easily he is injured by non lanky persons

[Riot]

I'm hardly lanky. Especially coming from your wirey build.

[HeavyMetal]

I'm hardly lanky. Especially coming from your wirey build.

[Riot]

lank⋅y
  /ˈlæŋki/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [lang-kee] Show IPA
–adjective, lank⋅i⋅er, lank⋅i⋅est.
ungracefully thin and rawboned; bony; gaunt: a very tall and lanky man.

I'm hardly lanky. I'm short and have some chub. You fit into this category better than Sam and I.
Dan...He fits.

[crosbike]

I'm hardly lanky. Especially coming from your wirey build.

ya ok

[HeavyMetal]

You fit into this category better than Sam and I.

ok now i know youre smoking some crazy fucking reefer

[Riot]

are you kidding me?
Unless you've gained like 50lbs since the last we met.
you probably weigh the same amount as me, and i'm standing at 5'9 vs your...??

[Riot]

At any rate, I voted Dan for reach purposes.

[HeavyMetal]

are you kidding me?
Unless you've gained like 50lbs since the last we met.
you probably weigh the same amount as me, and i'm standing at 5'9 vs your...??

do u even know who sam is?

i weigh 178 pounds.

and its 6'

[Riot]

Okay, so you have a few pounds on me....
Still, the tall factor is really what adds lank over just thin.
I'm just saying. ...


It's fine, on with the thread.

[Lawn Guyland]

[Mighty Quine]

the way sam swung a bat one handing.....hes a natural born killer

[Magilla]

sam gets injured easily dickermans a girly man so i guess dan