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  • I just finished watching Tank Girl.

    This movie is 100% full on Acid trip and a combination of taking every drug that has currently yet to be discovered while drowning in a vat of alcohol.

    BORKED

    Guess which one is Ice-T.

    Yeah. fucked up.

    Clearly based on a comic book as 1/8th of the movie is animated or has flashing panels of colored comic book after effects that seemingly hold the shattered plot together. You don't even know who the fuck the characters are and yet all of a sudden they are dancing on screen in front of dozens of half naked women giving out information that is somewhat relevant to the plot. Acting is downright terrible, genetically altered kangaroo commandos and a Tank that looks like a bastard child from one of Tim Burton's fantasy nightmares, yet somehow, people manage to get shot off a semi that is leading down the only road in a desert that happens to have a cliff drop off not 500 yards away, so conveniently placed there just in time for more killing and terribly directed action sequences.

    If you like to do drugs, take a lot of them and then watch this movie. Your mind will be fucking blown.
    Last edited by Buffalo Phil; 06-16-2009, 11:03 PM.
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    fuckin l o goddamn l.
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    or am asians pants not a read end lol.
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    aliens probed my husband

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    • #3
      BORKED
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      • #4
        wow
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        • #5
          well excuse me, I actually like this movie.. just so you know, the movie doesn't really try to take itself too seriously. after all, it IS based off comic/manga series.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Hawky Clause View Post
            well excuse me, I actually like this movie.. just so you know, the movie doesn't really try to take itself too seriously. after all, it IS based off comic/manga series.
            No fucking shit, Sherlock.

            This movie kicks ass no matter how you look at it.
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            • #7
              I STILL CAN'T GET OVER HOW FUCKING ICE-T IS A GODDAMN KANGAROO COMMANDO. WHAT THE FUCK. BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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              • #8
                he's fucking serious as all hell. I wouldn't fuck with him. I personally liked the devices that drained the water from people when they killed em.

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                • #9
                  I want a holographic head.
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                  • #10
                    don't we all....
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                    • #11
                      Tank Girl: You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid. You gotta go: "Daddy, are you sure this is right?"

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