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    "Hey baby, I have bread in my Jeep".
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  • #2
    go on?
    I once had a 93 XJ, 4.5" o' lift, 33" TSL Super Swampers, 8.25 rear Detroit locked. 2,000 Lb Steering. Custom rockers, Sam's old Bumpah. Cherry Bomb BITCH. SOLD

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Mighty Quine View Post
      go on?
      Katie got Trashed saturday night to the point where she would only have two beers in her hand at once and drink both at the same time occasionally.

      She, in an inebriated state, informed us that she wanted bread.

      Andrew said 'I have bread in my jeep, Katie', and she followed, though shortly realizing afterward she was too fucking sloshed to actually chew the bread, she threw up the bread in the parking lot.

      I lolled my face.
      Last edited by Buffalo Phil; 06-15-2009, 08:46 AM.
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      • #4
        AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA god im so mad i missed this trip!
        I once had a 93 XJ, 4.5" o' lift, 33" TSL Super Swampers, 8.25 rear Detroit locked. 2,000 Lb Steering. Custom rockers, Sam's old Bumpah. Cherry Bomb BITCH. SOLD

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        • #5
          Saturday Night got pretty fucking interesting.
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          • #6
            oh my god....saturday night was awesome.

            sis has the funniest drunks

            and yes, pictures of the HMC girls on alex's jeep will be posted....
            mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
            2022 JL Rubicon

            Originally posted by hoggie101
            and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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            • #7
              Bread, who would of known thats all it takes to pickup the whimmens?
              HOONIGAN FOR LIFE
              OLD 4X4'S NEVER DIE!!!!!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View Post
                "Hey baby, I have bread in my Jeep".

                thats better than holding a "single?" sign out the top of your YJ.....
                2009 silver JK - destination beachy jeep
                J10 project do want.
                "attack life. its just going to kill you anyway"

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Quartney View Post
                  thats better than holding a "single?" sign out the top of your YJ.....


                  Def a hall of famer though.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Quartney View Post
                    thats better than holding a "single?" sign out the top of your YJ.....
                    Can a take a wild guess here and say that was Tom?
                    I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by ninetysix-ex-jay View Post
                      Can a take a wild guess here and say that was Tom?
                      Tom doesnt have a jeep.
                      -Caleb

                      Crawl Daddy Champion 2011

                      1999 XJ 4 inchs of lift or so, 35s and some other stuff.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Bigbike View Post
                        Tom doesnt have a jeep.
                        cause tom fails at life
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                        Originally posted by hoggie101
                        and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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                        • #13
                          btw alex patrono you are the best dancer i've ever met
                          mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
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                          Originally posted by hoggie101
                          and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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                          • #14
                            oh the lawls

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Lawn Guyland View Post
                              btw alex patrono you are the best dancer i've ever met
                              It is those Jersey Dance Lessons he takes.
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