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    Holy wow. Ummm heavy duty springs? Eat less? Dont be offened when you are FAT! Fucking America these days.
    -Caleb

    Crawl Daddy Champion 2011

    1999 XJ 4 inchs of lift or so, 35s and some other stuff.

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    • #3
      It's not the car dealerships fault you weigh 300lbs

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      • #4
        um, lose weight? i know its hard to but at least try
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        • #5
          It's one thing if somebody goes out of their way to make you feel like shit about your weight, but if you bring it upon yourself go fucking cry me a river.

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          • #6
            my teacher at school told me a story just like this. family of 3 porkers and it always pulled to one side depending on where the rear passenger was sitting.

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            • #7
              sweetie could you sit in the middle, your gonna make the car roll

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              • #8
                Originally posted by fullwidthxj191 View Post
                sweetie could you sit in the middle, your gonna make the car roll
                Kustom center drivers seat.
                -Caleb

                Crawl Daddy Champion 2011

                1999 XJ 4 inchs of lift or so, 35s and some other stuff.

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                • #9
                  WTF? Seriously? Holy fuck lose some weight

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by DrThunder View Post
                    WTF? Seriously? Holy fuck lose some weight
                    Now thats my kinda women.....
                    Originally posted by Ktmracer419
                    some people choose video games
                    some choose projects
                    some choose welding random things together

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by fullwidthxj191 View Post
                      sweetie could you sit in the middle, your gonna make the car roll

                      lmfao. back when in high school when i played football, the 310 lb center on the o-line had a honda civic........ he was driving, sean the 275 lb middle linebacker was in the passenger seat, my 295 lb self was in the back seat and next to me was the D tackle this 6' 4" 335 lb black man. i don't think that car ever sat at the proper height ever again lol, plus we bottomed out on like every driveway
                      No worries, I'm not actually back, I'm just reminiscing about the old days.


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                      • #12
                        OR

                        buy something with a GVWR thats more than your thigh.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by justtorchit View Post
                          Now thats my kinda women.....
                          You fatty fucker

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                          • #14
                            they need to adapt to our "growing society" ?!! what the hell. seriously.
                            mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
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                            Originally posted by hoggie101
                            and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by XJLI View Post
                              OR

                              buy something with a GVWR thats more than your thigh.
                              I lawled

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