HlyFckingSht

[Quartney]

scorpions freak me outttt!!!!! aaaaahhhhhhhhhh

id take a spider any day over a scorpion.

the one in my room probably could have sat ontop of a soft ball and wrapped its legs around half of it comfortably. a lot bigger than the spiders im used to seeing, and he could move FAST

[Saharicon]

oh nothing dangerous then, the only spiders we have in amurica that are really dangerous are extremely small

[Smiley Queen]

X2, we just got the scorpions on them. The scorpion would run around like a crazy little bastard on crack and stab them 17.5 times and then the spider would be paralyzed until the scorpion ate it. Sometimes after it was paralyzed I would take them back to the tent to my buddy cruz and sit them on his chest and start screaming OMFG CRUZ CRUZ ITS GOING TO EAT YOU and he would wake up with a spider in his face and start freaking the fuck out... only one time did it start to come back to life and then I was scarred too

I would have to beat your ass for that. For the rest of your life.

[Saharicon]

I would have to beat your ass for that. For the rest of your life.

I saved his life once so we were even

[Quartney]

X2, we just got the scorpions on them. The scorpion would run around like a crazy little bastard on crack and stab them 17.5 times and then the spider would be paralyzed until the scorpion ate it. Sometimes after it was paralyzed I would take them back to the tent to my buddy cruz and sit them on his chest and start screaming OMFG CRUZ CRUZ ITS GOING TO EAT YOU and he would wake up with a spider in his face and start freaking the fuck out... only one time did it start to come back to life and then I was scarred too

holy shit cody hahahahahahahaa wow, id freaking kill you if yu did that to me lmao

thats like in out cold when the guys are passed out drunk and they put them in the car and start spinning it around on the ice and screaming and he wakes up thinking hes crashing

[Smiley Queen]

scorpions freak me outttt!!!!! aaaaahhhhhhhhhh

id take a spider any day over a scorpion.

the one in my room probably could have sat ontop of a soft ball and wrapped its legs around half of it comfortably. a lot bigger than the spiders im used to seeing, and he could move FAST

You would have liked my scorpion, he was cool! He was always pissed off, he would put his pinchers up at the slightest movement, and follow the tweezers at feeding time. We called it his ninja dance,

[Kyle]

Bear Grylls is not afraid of scoprions or Will Ferrell

[Quartney]

them and cocroaches give me chills, millipedes to a little bit too but now here near scorpions....im not sure what it is about them...they can just attack from all angels...theyre like evil quick moving lobsters or something

[Smiley Queen]

I saved his life once so we were even

Ok, then I would beat your ass once. And make it a good whack.

[Smiley Queen]

them and cocroaches give me chills, millipedes to a little bit too but now here near scorpions....im not sure what it is about them...they can just attack from all angels...theyre like evil quick moving lobsters or something

Cockroaches are just fucking nasty. Period. Millipedes are ok unless they're the big ones.

evil quick moving lobsters!!

[Saharicon]

I fucking hate Millipedes!

LMAO @ evil lobsters

[Kyle]

Ok maybe i hat those giant Milipedes that they show on the discovery channel.

[Smiley Queen]

THESE are evil lobsters...


Now I'm taking a nap. For real this time.

[Kyle]

MMMM

[Quartney]

aahhh this thread is giving me the chills lmao