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  • The Guns of Killarney

    The n00bs 'round here might not get it, but usually I find it tradition to post the most recent badass piece that I write. There has been a drought of this recently from me and I apologize. This happens to be inspired by fictional events that take place in a city in Ireland.

    Enjoy.


    The Guns of Killarney

    The City of Killarney, just east of Dingle Bay
    A tyrant came a walking, and settled here one day
    He brought along his minions, and legion of despair
    We tried to get him to leave, but wouldn’t go no where

    The corruption ran rampant, and nothing could be done
    But it had to end when the mothers would lose their sons
    So a band of us young rebels, and armed to teeth were we
    Set off to save the people and the city of Killarney.

    So may God look down and recognize we tried
    And may the devil burn in hell and never know we died

    All of us good Catholics, all loyal to the Green
    As we loaded forty fives, into the magazines!
    So we asked for forgiveness, the prayer was no mistake
    We hoped that He’d forgive us for the lives that we would take

    We dressed all up in solid black and left our humble abodes
    And took ourselves and the guns onto the cobble roads
    As we lined up at his door, the tyrant began to run
    As we turned night to day with flash of Thompson guns!

    So may God look down and recognize we tried
    And may the devil burn in hell and never know we died

    The tyrant laid a bleeding, gasping for a breath
    And then came his minions, alarmed by his death
    Their numbers grew immensely, but we wouldn’t have defeat
    The guns went blazing, unto the city’s streets

    The battle raged for hours, a sight no one should see
    Bodies lay strewn upon the streets of Killarney
    People tried to stop it, they would cry and they would plead
    All their voices drowned out by the machine gun symphony

    So may God look down and recognize we tried
    And may the devil burn in hell and never know we died

    We stood and fought together, fighting in the fray
    Sadly though we wouldn’t see the sun rise the next day
    The band of young rebels, immortal we shall be
    Because we killed the Tyrant and saved the City of Killarney

    Now there stands a statue, a block from where we died
    To tell of the sacrifices to all those far and wide
    The bronze statue stands above a plaque that goes and reads
    “Six men holding Thompsons, the Guns of Killarney”

    So may God look down and recognize we tried!
    And may the devil burn in hell and never know we died!
    So may God look down and recognize we tried!
    And may the devil burn in hell and never know we died!
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  • #2
    Oh :tears of tales of brotherhood and honor and righteousness:



    You're my hero Bufla Fill
    dirty30

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    • #3
      this poem makes me want to learn to play the bagpipes. And drink. although i always want to drink, so this poem makes me want to learn to play the bagpipes.
      Originally posted by Fast Orange
      if you piss all over the floor and get 3 drops in the bowl do you count that as good? granted i'm good for a sprinkle or two on the seat, but you leave all of our feet wet, metaphorically speaking of course
      Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
      I find adam sandler strangely attractive, it must be josh's fault. god that kid sucks

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      • #4
        FUCKING WIN!!!!
        You better decide if you are hanging on the cross, or banging in the nails

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        • #5
          Originally posted by ruecifur View Post
          this poem makes me want to learn to play the bagpipes. And drink. although i always want to drink, so this poem makes me want to learn to play the bagpipes.
          x freakin 2



          badass phil.
          Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
          didnt this thread start with Jon being gay? what happened to that?
          Originally posted by Lawn Guyland
          he's still gay we've just moved on to more important issues
          Originally posted by Zullius Caesar
          i grab dude's junk all the time, doesn't make me gay.

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          • #6
            REAL EXPLOSION MOTHAFUCKA!!!!!!!

            course i told u that already
            - Will


            Originally posted by fizzy
            or am asians pants not a read end lol.
            Originally posted by DizzDizz
            aliens probed my husband

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            • #7
              That is the shit phil!! mad props to ya phil!

              fuckin win! x2
              2013 F150 fx4 (Tow Pig/DD)
              • 5.0 with the 3.73 option

              2003 TJ Rubicon
              • 4.0/42rle/np241or
              • 5.13's
              • 3" Savvy/Currie suspension with acos
              • 33” BFG KO2s

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              • #8
                Thanks.
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                Official Space Shuttle Door Gunner of the Chechnyan Space Program

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                • #9
                  i liked my preview and i like the finished version too awesome job phil
                  2009 silver JK - destination beachy jeep
                  J10 project do want.
                  "attack life. its just going to kill you anyway"

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Quartney View Post
                    i liked my preview and i like the finished version too awesome job phil

                    i get no preview
                    Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
                    didnt this thread start with Jon being gay? what happened to that?
                    Originally posted by Lawn Guyland
                    he's still gay we've just moved on to more important issues
                    Originally posted by Zullius Caesar
                    i grab dude's junk all the time, doesn't make me gay.

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                    • #11
                      Fucking Awesome Phil
                      2000 XJ with goodies soon to be in pieces
                      1999 XJ will get most of the 2000XJ doodads.

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                      • #12
                        -Caleb

                        Crawl Daddy Champion 2011

                        1999 XJ 4 inchs of lift or so, 35s and some other stuff.

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                        • #13
                          Kick ass! I agree with ruecifur; I need me a drink!

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                          • #14
                            Awesome
                            99 TJ 4cyl, 4" short arm, 33" MTZ's, JKS quick discos, smittybilt front, rear & rockers

                            Work to be done: Clayton long arm, ford 8.8 rear locker & 1 ton

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