My very own FmyLife

[Ruecifur]

[22:07] raze1287: payback nugga
[22:07] ruecifur: huh
[22:07] raze1287: making me and riot look gay over the jimmy tapping shit, I only touched his dick like twice
[22:07] ruecifur: hahaha


2 can play this game

[Magilla]

[22:08] raze1287: making me and riot look gay over the jimmy tapping shit
[22:08] ruecifur: hahaha
way to edit that shit ill put a screen shot in to prove your ass wrong. AND I HAVE BEEN VERY NICE NOT TOO PUT ON FACEBOOK AS PER YOUR REQUEST.

[Ruecifur]

you're right.

I FAIL

[wannabejeep]

why would you crank it with suntan lotion to begin with? People would wonder why you smell like the beach at 12 o clock at night.

[Riot]

plead the fifth.

[Ruecifur]

[22:03] raze1287: i would still like to know your reasoning
[22:04] ruecifur: idk... i was horny and ready to go... needed to use something so i went and grabbed what I THOUGHT was suntan lotion.
[22:04] raze1287: you did not stop and read the bottle?
[22:05] ruecifur: no dude, the porn was already running, and i reached for my usual lotion of choice but it was empty. so i just grabbed whatever

why would you crank it with suntan lotion to begin with? People would wonder why you smell like the beach at 12 o clock at night.

please see above

[Riot]

I have a question..
Why not just go without lotion?

[wannabejeep]

so by that definition you could have also grabbed:
hot sauce
mayo
barbecue sauce
mustard
nair
etc

[Magilla]

exactly

[Riot]

BBQ sauce sounds like a win win, because who doesn't love both Masturbation and BBQ?

[Ruecifur]

BBQ sauce sounds like a win win, because who doesn't love both Masturbation and BBQ?

when you're right, you're right.

[Mighty Quine]

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